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chainsaws are fun....but not as much fun as a flanged mace!!!
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Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 06:48:48 AM
Denver omelet deliveries in Denver perhaps?!
Spinach tomato & feta.
plenty of stuff left over.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
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Quote from: zooom on August 18, 2011, 08:22:19 AM
chainsaws are fun....but not as much fun as a flanged mace!!!
I'm all about the pump action 12 gage myself.
Fun at a distance *and* up close
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Mes wants ones ...
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Quote from: Monsterlover on August 18, 2011, 09:31:19 AM
I'm all about the pump action 12 gage myself.
Fun at a distance *and* up close
okay...get pist off at an inatimate object and follow it up with whacking with a bat and then shooting it and tell me which gives you greater satisfaction....bonus points if the object is a piece of technology...for me...it is the up close and personal blunt force trauma....but I can see the allure of the good ole racking of the slide and squeeze of the trigger to gain an instant gratification.
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Ok, let's say you have a water mellon that's putting the moves on your (gf/bf/husband/wife/whatever)
Sure a bat is fun, but it just sort of breaks up and big pieces fall off to the side.
12 gage sends small parts in all directions.
It's like a 15' sphere of gun smoke and water mellon mist
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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but the bat(for example) has a vibrating resonance apon striking your blow(s) that the shotgun doesn't....it almost invites an agry bloodlust like feeling when going into a mad frenzy striking it repeatedly....
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Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.
This is getting too testosteroney in here!!
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Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 12:20:11 PM
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.
This is getting too testosteroney in here!!
by his point, I think dolci is in the car on her way out of downtown on the way to pick me up....or at least, given the way I hear the rain smacking the building and the cracks of thunder, I hope she is...
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Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 12:20:11 PM
Paging Mary, AJ, Dolci and the other girls.
This is getting too testosteroney in here!!
Pffffttttt. You just had 10 minutes of ladies track time. (Mel, you did watch that, right?)
The 12ga also has the smell of burnt gunpowder, the incredibly invigorating recoil, and the knowledge that you can keep it up as long as you want to load shells into the magazine. No contest
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Thank you for your support.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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Quote from: Monsterlover on August 18, 2011, 12:31:52 PM
Thank you for your support.
you are welcome Bartles and Jaymes....LOL
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i need to get back to studying insurance and financial laws anyway (which has way more appeal!).
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Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
i need to get back to studying insurance and financial laws anyway (which has way more appeal!).
insert Monty Python's " And now for something completely different!!!"
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Stella on August 18, 2011, 12:20:11 PM
Paging Mary,
AJ,
Dolci and the other girls.
This is getting too testosteroney in here!!
The Dude?
Why can't people off this board be as awesome as most of the peeps here?
(Eternal gratitude to Duck-Stew
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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