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« Reply #94020 on: September 25, 2011, 08:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 25, 2011, 08:51:36 AM
or he eat turkey low fat bacon or just plain 'low fat/low sodium' bacon ?
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« Reply #94021 on: September 25, 2011, 09:20:27 AM »
 laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

Everybody funny today.  Grin

Definitely not lucky...  Tongue

As far as chewing your arm off in the morning goes, I remember one time I hooked up with this smokin' hot babe at the club and went back to my place.  We had a great time, but when I woke up in the morning, she somehow had snuck out while I was sleeping and some other not-quite-as-attractive girl snuck in to her place... She had the same clothes, jewelry, and such, so I was a little baffled... The way I saw it at the time was I got lucky with two different girls.   laughingdp Undecided Lips Sealed Tongue Cry



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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #94022 on: September 25, 2011, 09:24:23 AM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 25, 2011, 09:20:27 AM
laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

Everybody funny today.  Grin

Definitely not lucky...  Tongue

As far as chewing your arm off in the morning goes, I remember one time I hooked up with this smokin' hot babe at the club and went back to my place.  We had a great time, but when I woke up in the morning, she somehow had snuck out while I was sleeping and some other not-quite-as-attractive girl snuck in to her place... She had the same clothes, jewelry, and such, so I was a little baffled... The way I saw it at the time was I got lucky with two different girls.   laughingdp Undecided Lips Sealed Tongue Cry



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Huh. Like bizzaro world. The second girl, presumably the evil one, didn't gave a goatee did she?
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« Reply #94023 on: September 25, 2011, 09:35:45 AM »
Quote from: Bick on September 25, 2011, 08:29:10 AM
Don't give him any ideas.  I was hoping to get a 999 for cheap. Evil Grin

If you're serious, make me an offer...  Seriously.


This past week has become a major crossroads in my life.

I need to find a new place to live, but everything I look at is at least double what I'm paying now.  Because of the housing market in Kalifornia, more people are renting, causing prices to go way up.  Tongue   Also, I need to go back to school to either change careers or advance within my profession, because what I'm making now isn't going to cut it for much longer.

I've been toying with the idea since last week of selling my baby. I really really REALLY don't want to, but life hit me with a triple whammy.  

Sorry to be so somber on a Sunday morning, but since it was brought up...   Undecided

Quote from: Monsterlover on September 25, 2011, 09:24:23 AM
Huh. Like bizzaro world. The second girl, presumably the evil one, didn't gave a goatee did she?

Ha... No.  Wink   She looked exactly the same, just a little rounder? 
To put it a little more bluntly, booze had definitely impaired my perspective the night before...  chug



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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #94024 on: September 25, 2011, 10:06:10 AM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 25, 2011, 09:35:45 AM
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To put it a little more bluntly, booze had definitely impaired my perspective the night before...  chug



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It's all about the perspective. Cool

We went to lunch and then for a walk in the woods.

It was muddy and Z got eaten alive, but it was fun. It's fun for a 5 year old to slog through the mud and no one says a word. Grin

We came home to get him some dry clothes and back out forSunday errands.
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« Reply #94025 on: September 25, 2011, 10:13:15 AM »
Used the word perspective just for you, Nate.  Wink

I had originally typed "judgement" but thought better of it...

I think it's great you let Z get all dirty, crusty, muddy, and such.  Not enough parents let their kids be kids these days, IMHO...  waytogo



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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #94026 on: September 25, 2011, 10:16:41 AM »
Perspective is such a great word...

it can explain so many things.

He's all boy...

you should see him climb in the foundation trench.

He has a castle...

...and a moat you know.
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« Reply #94027 on: September 25, 2011, 10:23:25 AM »
If I had a moat when I was five, it would take a team of horses to ge me out of it! 
(or my Grandma with a wooden spoon...)   laughingdp

Too many parents are worried about their kids getting hurt or breaking an arm. Or, sadder still, too worried about the kids bumping into a table and breaking a lamp or something.  Tongue

Like you said... Perspective. 




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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #94028 on: September 25, 2011, 10:29:49 AM »
I worry, but he needs to find out.

I'll be here as long as I can to hold his hand or give him a hug or take the ambulance ride when he does get hurt.

As far as things getting broken...

his nickname...coined by lethe...is destructo-force.
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
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« Reply #94029 on: September 25, 2011, 10:52:09 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 25, 2011, 10:29:49 AM
I worry, but he needs to find out.

I'll be here as long as I can to hold his hand or give him a hug or take the ambulance ride when he does get hurt.

As far as things getting broken...

his nickname...coined by lethe...is destructo-force.


Therein lies the difference, you worry but let him have at it because experience is the best teacher. 

So many out there won't let their kids experience anything, so how will they learn?  Then, when the real world pregnant dog-slaps them, the kids will start whining about how life is so unfair and blah blah blah...  Roll Eyes

Destructo-Force..?  I like that.   Grin



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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #94030 on: September 25, 2011, 12:14:52 PM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 25, 2011, 10:52:09 AM
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Destructo-Force..?  I like that.   Grin



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« Reply #94031 on: September 25, 2011, 12:34:24 PM »
I might have an idea... Me at 5 with ADHD, then multiply by 2 or 5?

Wink


I was jumping off the roof trying to land in the tree by 7... I could never never quite hold onto the branch long enough, though...  Undecided

Luckily, I always managed to land in that little grass strip between the sidewalk and the driveway.   Grin




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« Reply #94032 on: September 25, 2011, 03:09:27 PM »
evening...

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« Reply #94033 on: September 25, 2011, 03:21:09 PM »
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evening...

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I'd be noisy but have a headache
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« Reply #94034 on: September 25, 2011, 03:22:51 PM »
evening, morning ...

rain all day, interwebs coming and going ...

couldn't start re-installing clip-ons on bike ... will have to wait till Tuesday or Wednesday ... Tomorrow I've a project that needs my attention ...
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