The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Stella]

Nice!   

Nothing planned.  Yet.   

[RAT900]

It shouldn't be too hard to get your plan to happen, Gomer is usually a breeder  

rest assured I will be tracking down Gomer's progeny to do the work...

here is the quote to "test soil and spec the work"  not to actually DO the work..............that will be a whole different gouge

For 2500 bucks down here I could get Gomer's entire family to rebuild the entire thing from scratch....using real concrete piers no less....  

this is a 6 foot extension/add-out to an existing room....

jack it up, dig out the stump, throw a large flat patio block at the bottom, drop in a concrete pier... shore it up. shim it up and pack down the soil....drop the jack and call it done


1.0 UNIT RATES PROJECT COST - Soils Evaluation:
ITEM QTY DESCRIPTION UNIT
$COST UNIT TOTAL soil
$COST
3.1 4 Hand Auger Borings with DCP Testing-up to 10 feet 75.00 Each $300.00
3.2 1 Laboratory Soil Testing 150.00 Lot $150.00
3.3 1 Geotechnical Soils Evaluation Summary Report 275.00 Lot $275.00
Total $ 725.00
2.0 UNIT RATES PROJECT COST - Foundation Repair Design:
The following services are optional and will not be performed until ordered by the client.
ITEM EST
QTY DESCRIPTION UNIT
$COST UNIT TOTAL
$COST
4.1 1 Engineering Drawings and Specifications 650.00 Lot $650.00
4.2 3 Prebid Meeting With Foundation Repair Contractors 110.00 Hour $330.00
4.3 1 Review Bids With Owners Representative 150.00 Lot $150.00
4.4 1 Engineer Site Visits-During Repair Work 110.00 Hour $110.00
4.5 2 Engineering Technicianâ€"Observation during repair work 50.00 Hour $100.00
4.6 4 Administration, scheduling, document preparation,
transmittals, etc. 30.00 Hour $120.00
Estimated Total $ 1,860.00

[Ddan]

rest assured I will be tracking down Gomer's progeny to do the work...

here is the quote to "test soil and spec the work"  not to actually DO the work..............that will be a whole different gouge

For 2500 bucks down here I could get Gomer's entire family to rebuild the entire thing from scratch....using real concrete piers no less.... 

this is a 6 foot extension/add-out to an existing room....

jack it up, dig out the stump, throw a large flat patio block at the bottom, drop in a concrete pier... shore it up. shim it up and pack down the soil....call it done


1.0 UNIT RATES PROJECT COST - Soils Evaluation:
ITEM QTY DESCRIPTION UNIT
$COST UNIT TOTAL soil
$COST
3.1 4 Hand Auger Borings with DCP Testing-up to 10 feet 75.00 Each $300.00
3.2 1 Laboratory Soil Testing 150.00 Lot $150.00
3.3 1 Geotechnical Soils Evaluation Summary Report 275.00 Lot $275.00
Total $ 725.00
2.0 UNIT RATES PROJECT COST - Foundation Repair Design:
The following services are optional and will not be performed until ordered by the client.
ITEM EST
QTY DESCRIPTION UNIT
$COST UNIT TOTAL
$COST
4.1 1 Engineering Drawings and Specifications 650.00 Lot $650.00
4.2 3 Prebid Meeting With Foundation Repair Contractors 110.00 Hour $330.00
4.3 1 Review Bids With Owners Representative 150.00 Lot $150.00
4.4 1 Engineer Site Visits-During Repair Work 110.00 Hour $110.00
4.5 2 Engineering Technicianâ€"Observation during repair work 50.00 Hour $100.00
4.6 4 Administration, scheduling, document preparation,
transmittals, etc. 30.00 Hour $120.00
Estimated Total $ 1,860.00

I'll write you up a plan for half that, and throw in the on-site supervisory time for free.  We can probably do the pre-bid with a conference call.   

[TiNi]

morning

i know you expect some big friday morning post with cheerleaders and stuff
but i'm so tired i can't lift the pom poms

[ducpainter]

yikes...

that's tired.

[Ddan]

morning

i know you expect some big friday morning post with cheerleaders and stuff
but i'm so tired i can't lift the pom poms

I'll help





Yay Friday!

[ducpainter]

somehow it's just not the same. 

The staging is getting repossessed today.

Imagine the nerve of the owner...wanting to use it.

[TiNi]

  nice work dan

have a day guys!

[lethe]

morn

[Monsterlover]

Morn

[Monsterlover]

<shiver>

[lethe]

pussy
injury builds strength!

[Ddan]

You should stick to your machines and leave the tools to the professionals   

[Monsterlover]

It was actually a dead blow hammer. They go hand in hand with machining.

Gotta have something to beat on parts with. 

[lethe]

It was actually a dead blow hammer. They go hand in hand with machining.

Gotta have something to beat on parts with. 

once you make your hand strong enough, you can crush things with a blow from your fist.
Move onto the next finger once you can to make that one strong too