Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:
November 04, 2024, 08:16:08 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Welcome to the DMF
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
* Discussion Boards
Introduce Yourself
FAQs and Policies

General Monster Forum
Remembering our friends...in Memorium
Riding Techniques
Tutorials
Tech
Accessories & Mods
Gear
Racing & Trackdays
Stolen Motorcycles

No Moto Content
Board Tech Issues

Local Club Boards
BOMb
RCP

* Sponsors
Valley Desmo Service
California Cycleworks
MotorcycleGear.Com
Monsterparts
Minor Sponsor Board
Sponsor Info

* Flea Market
Monsters for Sale
Monsters Wanted
Other Bikes
Parts for Sale
Parts Wanted
Gear for Sale
Misc for Sale/Wanted

Pages: 1 ... 7336 7337 [7338] 7339 7340 ... 14368   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7491718 times)
RAT900
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 10112
« Reply #110055 on: June 09, 2012, 01:40:02 PM »
Best line I heard today...

watching Pawn Stars...guy comes in with collection of vintage PEZ Dispensers....explains retail value of certain ones...thinks he is going to get 5K for the collection

Pawn shop douches offer him their usual insulting lowball...like 50 bucks or something

PEZ Guy sputters in disbelief and outrage...exclaims "This is an insult to the PEZ Community"

I want the teeshirt that has that line across the front....

"This Is An Insult To The PEZ Community"
Logged
This is an insult to the Pez community
Monsterlover
The best kind of whore is a
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 18344


I will save Skynet from Sarah Connor
« Reply #110056 on: June 09, 2012, 01:51:21 PM »
The pez community?

That like a candy mafia?  Tommy guns that shoot candy pez pellets?

laughingdp
Logged
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
the_Journeyman
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9181


Molly & Syreena, the Italian mistresses
« Reply #110057 on: June 09, 2012, 02:37:44 PM »
Quote from: lethe on June 09, 2012, 09:59:47 AM
A short bit from yesterday trying the new camera angle.
Never had been on this road before so I just poked along.



Is that mounted on the frame?  I've thought about that, but wasn't sure you would see much aside from the front wheel.

JM
Logged
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
the_Journeyman
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9181


Molly & Syreena, the Italian mistresses
« Reply #110058 on: June 09, 2012, 02:40:36 PM »
On another note.  Got a ticket today, BUT I think it really belonged to the SUV trying to pass me on the inside lane.  Anybody with knowledge of radar (I guess, trooper was opposite lanes and clocked me from the front and back with different speeds) and clocking and accuracy when a bike is beside a much larger vehicle (Benz MLK350) shoot me a PM.  I believe the front facing speed, but not the rear antenna speed.

JM
Logged
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
ducpainter
The Often Hated
Flounder-Administrator
Post Whore
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 78731


DILLIGAF
« Reply #110059 on: June 09, 2012, 03:43:36 PM »
Herm is here
Logged
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
Monsterlover
The best kind of whore is a
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 18344


I will save Skynet from Sarah Connor
« Reply #110060 on: June 09, 2012, 03:46:08 PM »
Putting him to work?
Logged
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
DarkMonster620
According to some, a bottomless pit eating machine
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 38028


Enjoying the ride


WWW
« Reply #110061 on: June 09, 2012, 04:53:17 PM »
evening . . .

nice road mike . . . now I know where to mount camera when I get it . . .

should do same road SM style . . .Grin
Logged
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
lethe
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 12675
« Reply #110062 on: June 09, 2012, 06:31:30 PM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 09, 2012, 02:37:44 PM
Is that mounted on the frame?  I've thought about that, but wasn't sure you would see much aside from the front wheel.

JM
yeah, mounted on the frame right next to the one throttle body.
I'll take a picture tomorrow.

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 09, 2012, 04:53:17 PM
evening . . .

nice road mike . . . now I know where to mount camera when I get it . . .

should do same road SM style . . .Grin

I'll do a better road  Evil with this camera position on both bikes.
That road was just ok. I did a far better road soon after but the battery had run out at that point. I have tons of video of boring roads from that day as what I typically do is just turn the camera on regardless of where I'm riding, just in case something interesting happens. Need to get a second battery as they are only good for about 3 hours.
Logged
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625
somegirl
crazy bike girl
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9777


aka msincredible
« Reply #110063 on: June 09, 2012, 08:16:18 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 09, 2012, 06:29:23 AM
Glad to hear you OK and that the accident made the bike better . . . yup, ego is usually hit the hardest  . . .

Quote from: RAT900 on June 09, 2012, 01:10:20 AM
Putting you foot down on the wrong side of an uneven road surface can really suck....been there

ego takes more of a beating than anything else

Glad you and the ride are ok!!

Thanks guys...doesn't help that I can only reach one toe down or the other.  No worries I have been there many times before, it's just been a while.
Logged
Need help posting pictures?  Check out the photo FAQ.
ungeheuer
ɹǝʌO d∩ uıɐןɐɹʇsn∀
Local Moderator
Post Whore
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20781


Often wrong. Never in doubt.


WWW
« Reply #110064 on: June 10, 2012, 01:27:50 AM »
Evening Ducatters   Cool

Occasional showers dont bother me  Grin

Had a ball today whipping the DR along dirt roads where... I was the traffic..... while (amongst others) Van the Man thrashed out "in the days before rock and roll" inside my XD3 concert dome  Dolph.

And nothing sprays shite up the back of your helmet like a brand new knobby rear tyre.... woohoo... what fun  waytogo
Logged
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2
ducpainter
The Often Hated
Flounder-Administrator
Post Whore
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 78731


DILLIGAF
« Reply #110065 on: June 10, 2012, 02:14:27 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 09, 2012, 03:46:08 PM
Putting him to work?
Yup...

made him bend his elbow continuously. Grin

missed your tip over P...glad you're OK.

morning
Logged
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
Ddan
Some of my best friends are whores
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9082
« Reply #110066 on: June 10, 2012, 03:07:10 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on June 10, 2012, 02:14:27 AM
Yup...

made him bend his elbow continuously. Grin

missed your tip over P...glad you're OK.

morning
How did he stand up to the strain of it?

Morning
Logged
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too. 
Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org
ungeheuer
ɹǝʌO d∩ uıɐןɐɹʇsn∀
Local Moderator
Post Whore
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20781


Often wrong. Never in doubt.


WWW
« Reply #110067 on: June 10, 2012, 03:39:03 AM »
Sunday evenings are so much more enjoyable when Mondays are Public Holidays, doncha think  Cool
Logged
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2
Ddan
Some of my best friends are whores
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9082
« Reply #110068 on: June 10, 2012, 03:53:49 AM »
So much so that I'd consider celebrating your Public Holiday, whatever it is.   Grin
Logged
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too. 
Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org
RAT900
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 10112
« Reply #110069 on: June 10, 2012, 03:57:11 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 09, 2012, 01:51:21 PM
The pez community?

That like a candy mafia?  Tommy guns that shoot candy pez pellets?

laughingdp

Clearly someone else saw this and realized the magnitude of its significance

Last 10 or 20 seconds the line is delivered that may alter the course of humankind
Logged
This is an insult to the Pez community
Pages: 1 ... 7336 7337 [7338] 7339 7340 ... 14368   Go Up
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder 		Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1