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Monsterlover

#110445
June 16, 2012, 03:13:33 PM
round pupils = not venomous

Remember the old saying "If the pupils aren't round, put it down"

;D
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DarkMonster620

#110446
June 16, 2012, 03:59:36 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 16, 2012, 03:13:33 PM
round pupils = not venomous

Remember the old saying "If the pupils aren't round, put it down"

;D

Saw about 12" of behind the tail not the head . . .

So if I understand correctly . . .oval eyes ... chopped into bite size pieces . . .round eyes .  .  . pick it up and throw it far away?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
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Monsterlover

#110447
June 16, 2012, 06:54:56 PM
Round pupils = you get to live.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ungeheuer

#110448
June 16, 2012, 10:02:20 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 16, 2012, 06:54:56 PM
Round pupils = you get to live.
^^  Shite.

Eastern Brown Snake (potentially lethal)


Australian Inland Taipan (world's most deadly snake)

If bitten administer first aid immediately and seek urgent medical attention. Then pray for your life because if you have a large dose of Inland Taipan venom and you're more than 100km away from help, you're probably going to die. 

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Monsterlover

#110449
June 16, 2012, 10:10:49 PM
I never said I was a snake scientist ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Architect

#110450
June 17, 2012, 04:12:11 AM Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 04:21:43 AM by The Architect
Happy Father's Day!

Got Duc

#110451
June 17, 2012, 04:21:26 AM
Morning

Happy fathers day to all
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

DarkMonster620

#110452
June 17, 2012, 06:29:06 AM
Morning, . . . [coffee]

Happy father's day to DMF fathers . . .! ! !

Thanks for snake advice . . . but I haven't seen it's face the sob is still under washer . . . as said it was brown with criss-crossing 'goldish/yellow' pattern and some other color I didn't distinguished . . . the only thing I am most affraid in this world than loosing a limb are snakes so ...i follow the motto 'run Carlos run' . . .

See ya around . . .gonna cook me some breakfast
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ungeheuer

#110453
June 17, 2012, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: The Architect on June 17, 2012, 04:12:11 AM
Happy Father's Day!
it is?  I get to wait until October for that one.

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 17, 2012, 06:29:06 AM
Thanks for snake advice . . . but I haven't seen it's face the sob is still under washer . . . as said it was brown with criss-crossing 'goldish/yellow' pattern and some other color I didn't distinguished . . . the only thing I am most affraid in this world than loosing a limb are snakes so ...i follow the motto 'run Carlos run' . . .
See..... the only problem in dealing with Killer Snake Incursion like this is that.....  right now you actually know where it is.....  but next time you look under the washing machine and find it gone.................  :-\   

Could turn up anywhere.... under the toilet seat....  inside your gumboot...  no way of knowing  :-\



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DarkMonster620

#110454
June 17, 2012, 03:51:07 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 17, 2012, 03:44:19 PM
it is?  I get to wait until October for that one.

well double wishes then . . .

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See..... the only problem in dealing with Killer Snake Incursion like this is that.....  right now you actually know where it is.....  but next time you look under the washing machine and find it gone.................  :-\   

Could turn up anywhere.... under the toilet seat....  inside your gumboot...  no way of knowing  :-\





Gardener came and hunt it down . . was about 50cm long and as described, locally goes by the name of "Equis" or X due to the pattern . . . Have to fumigate whole garden and haul ass for at least two full days with both dogs and cat . . .

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ungeheuer

#110455
June 17, 2012, 04:05:52 PM
Equis huh?

"However, the pit viper species responsible for most of Panama's snakebites --- the fer-de-lance (equis) --- have hemotoxic or proteolytic venoms, relatively slow-acting poisons that dissolve tissues like blood, skin and muscle. While the risk of death may be relatively low, the possibility of tissue damage that can lead to the amputation of a foot is much higher".

Looks like ML was right after all, you'd.... live  ;).
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DarkMonster620

#110456
June 17, 2012, 04:29:22 PM
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 17, 2012, 04:05:52 PM
Equis huh?

"However, the pit viper species responsible for most of Panama's snakebites --- the fer-de-lance (equis) --- have hemotoxic or proteolytic venoms, relatively slow-acting poisons that dissolve tissues like blood, skin and muscle. While the risk of death may be relatively low, the possibility of tissue damage that can lead to the amputation of a foot is much higher".

Looks like ML was right after all, you'd.... live  ;).

but then, how would I ride . . . :-\
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Scoober1103

#110457
June 17, 2012, 04:55:59 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 17, 2012, 04:29:22 PM
but then, how would I ride . . . :-\
Depends which foot! Mick Doohan used a thumb operated rear brake because due to an accident in 92 he was unable to use the normal foot operated rear brake.

Apparently!
09 M1100 + stuff.
07 GSXR750 stock as a......
15 KTM Freeride 250r for hurting myself!

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DarkMonster620

#110458
June 17, 2012, 05:03:27 PM
Quote from: Scoober1103 on June 17, 2012, 04:55:59 PM
Depends which foot! Mick Doohan used a thumb operated rear brake because due to an accident in 92 he was unable to use the normal foot operated rear brake.

Apparently!

Rear brake? what's that? I need my feet so that when I come to a stop, I can plant them both on the ground . . not all the city is flat here ya know . ..
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Scoober1103

#110459
June 17, 2012, 05:17:02 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 17, 2012, 05:03:27 PM
Rear brake? what's that?
I know what you mean, I can't find mine even if I wanted to use it! ;D

There are some pretty amazing prosthetics kicking around..........wait.....kicking.......sorry, my bad! ;)
09 M1100 + stuff.
07 GSXR750 stock as a......
15 KTM Freeride 250r for hurting myself!

Quote from: koko64 on April 02, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
Don't buy cheap shit, it can cut your balls off.
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