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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7481667 times)
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« Reply #110505 on: June 18, 2012, 01:03:04 PM »

It derailed her monologue entirely.

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« Reply #110506 on: June 18, 2012, 01:27:04 PM »

Looks like feeler gages, wrench and screwdriver would be all you need.
And round pupils  Wink
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« Reply #110507 on: June 18, 2012, 01:32:54 PM »

They always are Wink

Sometimes two different sizes, but by god, they're round

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« Reply #110508 on: June 18, 2012, 01:35:02 PM »

So there was finally a formal inquiry as to why i was leaving.

I stated that as before, at-will employment doesn't require me to give reason or even notice for that matter and that it was simple professional courtesy that kept me from accepting the new job immediately.


They didn't take that very well.

So I said, "My reasons are my own and well within the terms outlined in my contract and scope of work documentation."
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« Reply #110509 on: June 18, 2012, 01:40:50 PM »

And then?
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« Reply #110510 on: June 18, 2012, 01:41:33 PM »

They always are Wink

Sometimes two different sizes, but by god, they're round

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rectangular would be far better, like a goat  cheeky
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« Reply #110511 on: June 18, 2012, 01:46:40 PM »

Noes!
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« Reply #110512 on: June 18, 2012, 01:52:38 PM »

And then?

No And Then!

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« Reply #110513 on: June 18, 2012, 01:53:40 PM »

Noes!
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« Reply #110514 on: June 18, 2012, 01:56:54 PM »

No And Then!

Afternoon

Lol I was wondering if anyone would get that
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« Reply #110515 on: June 18, 2012, 02:33:27 PM »

 Grin
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« Reply #110516 on: June 18, 2012, 02:36:39 PM »

Evening
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« Reply #110517 on: June 18, 2012, 03:03:18 PM »

evening . . .
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« Reply #110518 on: June 18, 2012, 03:05:56 PM »

How is it?
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« Reply #110519 on: June 18, 2012, 03:18:39 PM »

How is it?
it's getting very evening-like
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