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#117480
November 13, 2012, 03:46:14 PM
EverNing, EveryBody.

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#117481
November 13, 2012, 04:00:57 PM
work again today?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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#117482
November 13, 2012, 04:13:17 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 13, 2012, 04:00:57 PM
work again today?

I did.

Had to spell out a few things with the boss about my employment agreement...

An office without [coffee] is not a productive office.  In fact, I recall that it is a workplace requirement, just like minimum wage and workers comp...  only much more important.

His reply...  "We are getting a killer coffee maker next week."

Fine, but what about the rest of this week?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Ddan

#117483
November 13, 2012, 04:14:11 PM
Quote from: Bick on November 13, 2012, 04:13:17 PM
I did.

Had to spell out a few things with the boss about my employment agreement...

An office without [coffee] is not a productive office.  In fact, I recall that it is a workplace requirement, just like minimum wage and workers comp...  only much more important.

His reply...  "We are getting a killer coffee maker next week."

Fine, but what about the rest of this week?
Lots of trips out of the office for coffee   ;D
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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ducpainter

#117484
November 13, 2012, 04:27:11 PM
Quote from: Bick on November 13, 2012, 04:13:17 PM
I did.

Had to spell out a few things with the boss about my employment agreement...

An office without [coffee] is not a productive office.  In fact, I recall that it is a workplace requirement, just like minimum wage and workers comp...  only much more important.

His reply...  "We are getting a killer coffee maker next week."

Fine, but what about the rest of this week?
Send him for coffee... ;)

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#117485
November 13, 2012, 04:30:24 PM
hiya :)

the offices where i'm working are completely equipped... coffee +
snapple's, bottled watsr's, snacks, candy, etc...
there are even 2 kitchens

Ddan

#117486
November 13, 2012, 04:31:52 PM
Quote from: TiNi on November 13, 2012, 04:30:24 PM
hiya :)

the offices where i'm working are completely equipped... coffee +
snapple's, bottled watsr's, snacks, candy, etc...
there are even 2 kitchens

Hiring?  If you tear up the 2 kitchens I could take a while to get them back together
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

TiNi

#117487
November 13, 2012, 04:37:08 PM
Quote from: Ddan on November 13, 2012, 04:31:52 PM
Hiring?  If you tear up the 2 kitchens I could take a while to get them back together

did i mention there is even an office mascot?
a very vocal mini schnauzer

MendoDave

#117488
November 13, 2012, 04:44:11 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 13, 2012, 04:27:11 PM
Send him for coffee... ;)



Meanwhile on the Moto Bosses forum.....

[Rice Burner]
....and can you believe this guy I just give him a job and he's pregnant dogin about the coffee Pot. When I get that new coffee pot in next week I'm gonna keep it on the down low for a while.

[Boss HoGGG]

That wouldn't be Brewster the coffee pot would it?
I hate that coffee Pot never should have painted it.

[Wise Guy]
Hey you can drop Brewster off here if you want.

[Rice Burner]
You have to come swipe him yourself.  :-*

lethe

#117489
November 13, 2012, 04:44:45 PM
evening
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

TiNi

#117490
November 13, 2012, 04:50:20 PM

lethe

#117491
November 13, 2012, 04:53:09 PM
Quote from: TiNi on November 13, 2012, 04:50:20 PM
hey :) howisit?
Just getting over second Monday, I hope tomorrow is Wednesday and not third Monday again
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Stella

#117492
November 13, 2012, 04:54:10 PM
Hey kids.

You have a lot of Mondays it seems Lethe.  Step away from the black monday cloud, just step away...

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

#117493
November 13, 2012, 04:58:58 PM
they're all Mondays... ;)

I borrowed a woodsplitter from my neighbor...

everything was going along smoothly...

until I ended up with the lever in my hand...

but not attached to the valve. [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#117494
November 13, 2012, 05:01:10 PM
Quote from: Stella on November 13, 2012, 04:54:10 PM
Hey kids.

You have a lot of Mondays it seems Lethe.  Step away from the black monday cloud, just step away...


I currently work with unworkable product
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625
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