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Stella
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 01, 2013, 04:59:06 AM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on September 30, 2013, 03:27:23 PM
For the Colorado DMFers who are into outdoor sports . .
http://coloradosprings.com/search-continues-for-36-year-old-cyclist-who-went-missing-sunday/article/1507004
Carlos, this one has a happy ending.
http://outtherecolorado.com/search-and-rescue-teams-find-36-year-old-cyclist-who-went-missing-sunday/article/1507004#jSAOMDYzJV5sMYc2.01
Morning hooligans.
Tini made a brief appearance.
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Me and the dog are off to Home Depot.
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ning. hard to type with a little dog upside down on my lap!
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Quote from: ungeheuer on October 01, 2013, 04:54:59 AM
Several trips though?
One trip should do it.
My ute is bigger than yours.
The body is 4' wide in between the wheel wells and 8' long.
According to what I can find regarding weight for the coverage it should be slightly over the rated carrying capacity of the truck...which is far less than it will actually carry.
I'll max the pressure in the tires.
What could go wrong?
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Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on October 01, 2013, 05:02:57 AM
ning. hard to type with a little dog upside down on my lap!
... then you should turn the little dog the..... write way up
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Quote from: ungeheuer on October 01, 2013, 05:08:04 AM
... then you should turn the little dog the..... write way up
You are Johnny-on-the-spot this morning aren't you.
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Johnny something
Lucy just jumped down. Much easier now.
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Quote from: Stella on October 01, 2013, 05:14:10 AM
You are Johnny-on-the-spot this morning aren't you.
I've had all day to sharpen the remaining half of my wit.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: ungeheuer on October 01, 2013, 05:19:27 AM
I've had all day to sharpen the remaining half of my wit.
These a subtle difference between a bad joke and someone passing gas.
One of them involves a shift of wit.
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Quote from: ducpainter on October 01, 2013, 05:03:55 AM
-snip-
What could go wrong?
that a visitor from outta town locks the door?
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Stella on October 01, 2013, 04:59:06 AM
Carlos, this one has a happy ending.
http://outtherecolorado.com/search-and-rescue-teams-find-36-year-old-cyclist-who-went-missing-sunday/article/1507004#jSAOMDYzJV5sMYc2.01
Morning hooligans.
Tini made a brief appearance.
Glad . .
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Darkmonster620 on October 01, 2013, 05:50:08 AM
that a visitor from outta town locks the door?
crazy I tells ya...
locking doors...
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 01, 2013, 06:05:19 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on October 01, 2013, 05:58:06 AM
crazy I tells ya...
locking doors...
yup . . . can't imagine someone doing that . . .
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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I weighed myself today. 8 lbs up from Friday. 8!
I'm gonna go play on some rocks.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Time to go do
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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