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MendoDave

#163500
January 30, 2015, 05:39:18 AM
Today is my Thursday.

DarkMonster620

#163501
January 30, 2015, 05:40:30 AM
there are customers and there are customers . . . customer just arrived and brought me coffee, banana/almond cake and a club sandwich . . . very nice of him, don't you think?

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#163502
January 30, 2015, 06:01:39 AM
Went to see the vampire.

Now coffee
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


MendoDave

#163503
January 30, 2015, 06:04:22 AM
I don't like vampires.

ducpainter

#163504
January 30, 2015, 06:16:40 AM
This one is very pleasant.

Hardly leaves a mark.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


red baron

#163505
January 30, 2015, 06:19:57 AM
Quote from: The Last In Line on January 30, 2015, 05:40:30 AM
there are customers and there are customers . . . customer just arrived and brought me coffee, banana/almond cake and a club sandwich . . . very nice of him, don't you think?



he must read your posts. [laugh]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

MendoDave

#163506
January 30, 2015, 06:27:56 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 30, 2015, 06:16:40 AM
This one is very pleasant.

Hardly leaves a mark.

You have one of those diabetes tester thingys?

DarkMonster620

#163507
January 30, 2015, 06:35:36 AM
Quote from: red baron on January 30, 2015, 06:19:57 AM
he must read your posts. [laugh]
he don't speak English so . . . yes, you read it correctly . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#163508
January 30, 2015, 06:44:37 AM
Quote from: NoNing on January 30, 2015, 06:27:56 AM
You have one of those diabetes tester thingys?
Nope...

why would I?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


MendoDave

#163509
January 30, 2015, 07:02:16 AM
Cause you ate my Candy in one sitting last year and now you are going to sue me for causing your diabetes.

Now Im going to have to sell the Property to pay for the attorneys (Vampires) and live in a tent. But then I can get up at the crack of noon and hold out a carboard sign on the cormer that says Anything Helps & God Bless. I should be able to make about $60 Tax free dollars in 4 hours. Which is enough for Pizza & Beer most days.

the_Journeyman

#163510
January 30, 2015, 08:02:38 AM
Morning.  Only one day of school this week was on regular schedule.  Monday, 3-hour delay.  Tuesday we were out, Wednesday was a 2-hour delay, and today was a 2-hour delay.  It's still threatening to snow some more today.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

MendoDave

#163511
January 30, 2015, 08:13:31 AM
I think winter is over here this year.

MendoDave

#163512
January 30, 2015, 08:48:22 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on January 29, 2015, 06:11:02 PM
You live next door to me? Come oval racing!

OK. When did you get that camper on the truck?

DarkMonster620

#163513
January 30, 2015, 10:40:45 AM
he he he . . . guess who's back from lunch . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#163514
January 30, 2015, 10:49:52 AM
Quote from: NoNing on January 30, 2015, 07:02:16 AM
Cause you ate my Candy in one sitting last year and now you are going to sue me for causing your diabetes.

Now Im going to have to sell the Property to pay for the attorneys (Vampires) and live in a tent. But then I can get up at the crack of noon and hold out a carboard sign on the cormer that says Anything Helps & God Bless. I should be able to make about $60 Tax free dollars in 4 hours. Which is enough for Pizza & Beer most days.
I don't have diabetes Dave. It really isn't a joking matter.

Lawyers are leeches, not vampires.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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