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« Reply #165930 on: March 09, 2015, 03:31:51 PM »

We all do stupid shit when we are young. Wink
And now that you're older...

and wiser...

you fly a contraption that has to beat the air into submission to leave the ground...

and needs little excuse to return for no apparent reason.

evening BTW.
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« Reply #165931 on: March 09, 2015, 03:40:30 PM »

Evening . . .

I would like to learn how to fly a helicopter
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« Reply #165932 on: March 09, 2015, 03:44:20 PM »

Morning.

I've only been in a helicopter once. Small thing.

I didn't really enjoy it. I've wondered if I would have enjoyed a ride in one that was larger.

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« Reply #165933 on: March 09, 2015, 03:59:46 PM »

Morning.

I've only been in a helicopter once. Small thing.

I didn't really enjoy it. I've wondered if I would have enjoyed a ride in one that was larger.

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The smaller, the better.  Don't want a bunch of metal blocking the view!  Try it again.

My all time favorite:

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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #165934 on: March 09, 2015, 04:15:00 PM »

being in a ship and all, hiw you know if yiu were drunk or was it just sea legs?

Well, if you're going through the main gate with a ship, you've damn well run the ship aground for at least a few hundred meters!!!

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« Reply #165935 on: March 09, 2015, 04:18:49 PM »

The smaller, the better.  Don't want a bunch of metal blocking the view!  Try it again.

My all time favorite:


That office has a nice view . . .
Well, if you're going through the main gate with a ship, you've damn well run the ship aground for at least a few hundred meters!!!

JM
Never thought about that . . .

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« Reply #165936 on: March 09, 2015, 04:26:38 PM »

You have a cat?
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« Reply #165937 on: March 09, 2015, 04:27:48 PM »

Well, if you're going through the main gate with a ship, you've damn well run the ship aground for at least a few hundred meters!!!

JM

1.  This is NoNing we're talking about.
2.  There was an admission to being heavily intoxicated.

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« Reply #165938 on: March 09, 2015, 04:28:44 PM »

You have a cat?
yes . . . Harley
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« Reply #165939 on: March 09, 2015, 04:43:48 PM »

Too light outside to call it EverNing.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #165940 on: March 09, 2015, 04:45:14 PM »

It's dark here . . .
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« Reply #165941 on: March 09, 2015, 04:46:25 PM »

Well, if you're going through the main gate with a ship, you've damn well run the ship aground for at least a few hundred meters!!!

JM

At least a couple of hundred meters if not more
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« Reply #165942 on: March 09, 2015, 05:05:58 PM »

1.  This is NoNing we're talking about.
2.  There was an admission to being heavily intoxicated.

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Opportunity for a silly comment  waytogo

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« Reply #165943 on: March 09, 2015, 05:28:14 PM »

1.  This is NoNing we're talking about.
2.  There was an admission to being heavily intoxicated.

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1. Everybody is aware of that
2. One more than several occasions.
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« Reply #165944 on: March 09, 2015, 05:39:46 PM »

1. Everybody is aware of that
2. One more than several occasions.

In just 1 1/2 weeks you ran boats a ground several times?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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