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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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#166725
March 24, 2015, 10:29:21 AM
Gots some new turs sittin on my doorstep at home!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#166726
March 24, 2015, 10:33:24 AM
I've got some pulled pork in a skillet heating up in an 'orange-pinapple-BBQ sauce' sauce with some added apple cider vinegar to cut the sweetness . . . to drink some coconut water . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#166727
March 24, 2015, 10:38:49 AM
I sliced my finger trying to cut a lime

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#166728
March 24, 2015, 10:49:24 AM
Quote from: Candyman on March 24, 2015, 10:38:49 AM
I sliced my finger trying to cut a lime

What did the Doctor tell you about handling knives?

Where was the Adult Supervision?

Quote from: The Last In Line on March 24, 2015, 10:33:24 AM
I've got some pulled pork in a skillet heating up in an 'orange-pinapple-BBQ sauce' sauce with some added apple cider vinegar to cut the sweetness . . . to drink some coconut water . . .

Pulled Pork... [drool]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#166729
March 24, 2015, 10:49:47 AM
STAY AWAY FROM KNIFES!!!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#166730
March 24, 2015, 10:57:23 AM
When I get back from the store I plan to run around with scissors

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#166731
March 24, 2015, 11:03:01 AM
Quote from: Candyman on March 24, 2015, 10:57:23 AM
When I get back from the store I plan to run around with scissors

Careful now.

I don't want to end up driving all the way to DIMBY by myself.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Popeye the Sailor

#166732
March 24, 2015, 11:07:15 AM
Quote from: Candyman on March 24, 2015, 10:38:49 AM
I sliced my finger trying to cut a lime

How about the coconut?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

MendoDave

#166733
March 24, 2015, 11:19:53 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on March 24, 2015, 11:07:15 AM
How about the coconut?

I use the Band saw for that

DarkMonster620

#166734
March 24, 2015, 11:22:27 AM
time for a "power nap"
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#166735
March 24, 2015, 11:22:49 AM
Quote from: Rotor Head on March 24, 2015, 10:29:21 AM
Gots some new turs sittin on my doorstep at home!
You mean tars?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


MendoDave

#166736
March 24, 2015, 11:24:46 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 24, 2015, 11:22:49 AM
You mean tars?

I was Drawing a blank on that.

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#166737
March 24, 2015, 11:32:09 AM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#166738
March 24, 2015, 11:38:27 AM
Quote from: Rotor Head on March 24, 2015, 11:32:09 AM
Different dialect?
Well...

if the wise men wear helmets and come from a far...

then you have tars on your porch. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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#166739
March 24, 2015, 11:48:52 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 24, 2015, 11:38:27 AM
Well...

if the wise men wear helmets and come from a far...

then you have tars on your porch. ;D

As long as feathers are not part of the mix.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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