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« Reply #166725 on: March 24, 2015, 09:29:21 AM »
Gots some new turs sittin on my doorstep at home!
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #166726 on: March 24, 2015, 09:33:24 AM »
I've got some pulled pork in a skillet heating up in an 'orange-pinapple-BBQ sauce' sauce with some added apple cider vinegar to cut the sweetness . . . to drink some coconut water . . .
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« Reply #166727 on: March 24, 2015, 09:38:49 AM »
I sliced my finger trying to cut a lime
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« Reply #166728 on: March 24, 2015, 09:49:24 AM »
Quote from: Candyman on March 24, 2015, 09:38:49 AM
I sliced my finger trying to cut a lime

What did the Doctor tell you about handling knives?

Where was the Adult Supervision?

Quote from: The Last In Line on March 24, 2015, 09:33:24 AM
I've got some pulled pork in a skillet heating up in an 'orange-pinapple-BBQ sauce' sauce with some added apple cider vinegar to cut the sweetness . . . to drink some coconut water . . .

Pulled Pork... drool
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #166729 on: March 24, 2015, 09:49:47 AM »
STAY AWAY FROM KNIFES!!!!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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« Reply #166730 on: March 24, 2015, 09:57:23 AM »
When I get back from the store I plan to run around with scissors
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« Reply #166731 on: March 24, 2015, 10:03:01 AM »
Quote from: Candyman on March 24, 2015, 09:57:23 AM
When I get back from the store I plan to run around with scissors

Careful now.

I don't want to end up driving all the way to DIMBY by myself.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #166732 on: March 24, 2015, 10:07:15 AM »
Quote from: Candyman on March 24, 2015, 09:38:49 AM
I sliced my finger trying to cut a lime

How about the coconut?
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« Reply #166733 on: March 24, 2015, 10:19:53 AM »
Quote from: Satellite smithy on March 24, 2015, 10:07:15 AM
How about the coconut?

I use the Band saw for that
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« Reply #166734 on: March 24, 2015, 10:22:27 AM »
time for a "power nap"
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« Reply #166735 on: March 24, 2015, 10:22:49 AM »
Quote from: Rotor Head on March 24, 2015, 09:29:21 AM
Gots some new turs sittin on my doorstep at home!
You mean tars?
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« Reply #166736 on: March 24, 2015, 10:24:46 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 24, 2015, 10:22:49 AM
You mean tars?

I was Drawing a blank on that.
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« Reply #166737 on: March 24, 2015, 10:32:09 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 24, 2015, 10:22:49 AM
You mean tars?

Different dialect?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #166738 on: March 24, 2015, 10:38:27 AM »
Quote from: Rotor Head on March 24, 2015, 10:32:09 AM
Different dialect?
Well...

if the wise men wear helmets and come from a far...

then you have tars on your porch. Grin
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
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"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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« Reply #166739 on: March 24, 2015, 10:48:52 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on March 24, 2015, 10:38:27 AM
Well...

if the wise men wear helmets and come from a far...

then you have tars on your porch. Grin

As long as feathers are not part of the mix.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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