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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Popeye the Sailor

#198855
September 04, 2018, 12:25:58 PM
Not worth saying much to him.

Tell him the dog wakes me up and he suggests I keep my door shut.
Well....then the dog wakes one of the kids up.
"Close their doors"
"One door won't stay latched and the other one doesn't open for the occupant if it's closed all the way"

Basically his theory seems to involve me rearranging my life so I can continue to watch his dog for free.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Speeddog

#198856
September 04, 2018, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on September 04, 2018, 12:25:58 PM
~~~SNIP~~~

Basically his theory seems to involve me rearranging my life so I can continue to watch his dog for free.

Did you offer to solve his inconvenience by stuffing the dog up his ass?
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Popeye the Sailor

#198857
September 04, 2018, 02:03:55 PM
No....not worth the trouble.

I can't fix stupid  :P
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Howie

#198858
September 04, 2018, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on September 04, 2018, 12:25:58 PM
Not worth saying much to him.

Tell him the dog wakes me up and he suggests I keep my door shut.
Well....then the dog wakes one of the kids up.
"Close their doors"
"One door won't stay latched and the other one doesn't open for the occupant if it's closed all the way"

Basically his theory seems to involve me rearranging my life so I can continue to watch his dog for free.

DarkMonster620

#198859
September 04, 2018, 06:03:11 PM
hello
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#198860
September 05, 2018, 03:25:39 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


LMT

#198861
September 05, 2018, 05:13:40 AM
 [coffee] [coffee]  Dark here. The sun will rise at 0633. I will be on my way to work by then.

GK

#198862
September 05, 2018, 05:27:30 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on September 04, 2018, 01:36:09 PM
Did you offer to solve his inconvenience by stuffing the dog up his ass?

Crack me up! No pun intended.
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.

Howie

#198863
September 05, 2018, 08:06:50 AM
Good morning  [coffee]

Popeye the Sailor

#198864
September 05, 2018, 08:30:45 AM
Morning.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DarkMonster620

#198865
September 05, 2018, 10:53:19 AM
hello . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lethe

#198866
September 05, 2018, 04:55:20 PM
who cursed me with cats?!?
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

DarkMonster620

#198867
September 05, 2018, 06:03:59 PM
not me . . .

I am trying to prep dinner
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

#198868
September 05, 2018, 06:23:23 PM
I'll trade cats for dog sitting duties.

Both kids are in school! Now to.....enjoy the quiet.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#198869
September 06, 2018, 03:15:03 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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