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Stella

#204045
March 30, 2020, 10:47:33 AM
Come on.  We're bored.

Give us one.    [popcorn]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Monsterlover

#204046
March 30, 2020, 10:59:33 AM
Yeah. I haven't moved since I woke up today.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#204047
March 30, 2020, 11:09:23 AM
OK...High school...working on an AP project in the biology/chem lab late at night.

Looking at some labels on chemical bottles, and noticed the ether had the boiling point listed as 94.28o F.

Impossible I say...so out comes a beaker, a Bunsen burner, and a thermometer.

I'll let you piece the rest together. [bang] ...but no one at the school ever found out. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#204048
March 30, 2020, 11:24:55 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 30, 2020, 10:41:37 AM
Some of the dumb shit I did... [roll] [laugh]
I'm....... shocked  :o

;D
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Monsterlover

#204049
March 30, 2020, 11:32:03 AM
Who thought it would be a good idea to leave you alone with chemicals [laugh]

I'm experimenting with spaghetti on a grilled cheese

Generated from my Motorola Moto G using tools.sportscard.trade
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ungeheuer

#204050
March 30, 2020, 11:33:51 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 30, 2020, 11:32:03 AM
Who thought it would be a good idea to leave you alone with chemicals [laugh]

I'm experimenting with spaghetti on a grilled cheese

Generated from my Motorola Moto G using tools.sportscard.trade
Where the farck did you find.... pasta???  :o
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Monsterlover

#204051
March 30, 2020, 11:43:11 AM
That's one thing I never run out of [drool]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ungeheuer

#204052
March 30, 2020, 11:46:48 AM
....around here the supermarket shelves are as empty of pasta as they are of toilet paper.

And I loves pasta (although it is messier to use than TP  ;D).
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Monsterlover

#204053
March 30, 2020, 11:51:13 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on March 30, 2020, 11:46:48 AM
....around here the supermarket shelves are as empty of pasta as they are of toilet paper.

And I loves pasta (although it is messier to use than TP  ;D).

Step one, step two. Don't screw up the order of operations ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

LMT

#204054
March 30, 2020, 05:33:20 PM
When in JR High, I would ride my 10 speed around the neighborhood while playing the trombone. Till some crabby neighbor lady called my parents and ratted my out.

Popeye the Sailor

#204055
March 30, 2020, 06:48:55 PM
No news down here.

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#204056
March 30, 2020, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 30, 2020, 11:32:03 AM
Who thought it would be a good idea to leave you alone with chemicals [laugh]


Who else do you know that can get set on fire by a fireman? ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#204057
March 30, 2020, 08:11:08 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#204058
March 31, 2020, 03:44:09 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Howie

#204059
March 31, 2020, 04:17:43 AM
Good morning [coffee]
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