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ducpainter

#207060
January 07, 2021, 03:23:06 AM
morning

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Howie

#207061
January 07, 2021, 04:37:24 AM
Good morning [coffee]

Popeye the Sailor

#207062
January 07, 2021, 09:50:13 AM
Quote from: Stella on January 06, 2021, 06:53:56 PM
Any entertaining kiddo stories for us Dave?

I got nothin' today.

Just kinda in shock.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Stella

#207063
January 07, 2021, 12:01:11 PM
Quote from: Davey Two Tractors on January 07, 2021, 09:50:13 AM
I got nothin' today.

Just kinda in shock.

I think most everyone is.   

Kid stories are a nice, innocent, and entertaining diversion from current events. 

No pressure.   ;)

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

#207064
January 07, 2021, 04:00:07 PM
There are events?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#207065
January 07, 2021, 05:52:20 PM
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#207066
January 07, 2021, 05:56:43 PM
This country was founded on chaos.

Don't take my comment as approval of the current chaos.

Everyone stay calm...the pendulum is about to start swinging the other way.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#207067
January 07, 2021, 06:03:54 PM
I'm calm.

Just annoyed.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#207068
January 07, 2021, 06:38:25 PM
Quote from: Davey Two Tractors on January 07, 2021, 06:03:54 PM
I'm calm.

Just annoyed.
Stop watching the news.

There's not a make the beast with two backsing thing that you can do to alter what is going to happen...

besides voting.

That's been done.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#207069
January 08, 2021, 04:13:50 AM
morning

I see that the world did not end.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Howie

#207070
January 08, 2021, 04:43:27 AM
Good morning [coffee]

Popeye the Sailor

#207071
January 08, 2021, 06:28:43 AM
I got no kid stories but I have a few old man ones.


So...the old guy worked as an X-ray tech at the local hospital. Worked with plenty of doctors. One of the doctors was married to a vet who decided one day that she wanted to buy a horse.

So she went, looked at a horse, liked the horse, bought the horse.
They delivered the horse and tied it to a tree at the end of her driveway right at the start of Memorial Day weekend.
She decided said horse needed a shot for something or other and gave it to it.

The poor horse proceeded to have an allergic reaction to this shot, fell over, and died.



Tied to a tree at the end of her driveway at the start of Memorial Day weekend.

Needless to say, they couldn't find anyone to come take the dead horse away. Nor could they leave due to their new speed bump blocking the driveway.



Shortly after this story came out at the hospital...someone and a coworker went and got a horse costume and wandered into the good doctor's office and fell over  [laugh]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Duck-Stew

#207072
January 08, 2021, 02:40:37 PM
LOL. Nice one!  Needed a laugh...

Just sent the ultimatum email to the boss structure @ work.  Should be interesting...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

ducpainter

#207073
January 09, 2021, 04:27:07 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Howie

#207074
January 09, 2021, 04:44:14 AM
Good morning [coffee]
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