The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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the_Journeyman

Dirt = fun &  [evil]

Here's my off-road toe-dislocator:



That RSV-4 looks like it'll be an incredible bike!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Statler

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

TiNi

Quote from: bobspapa on September 22, 2008, 11:08:30 AM
anybody need a slightly used kidney?


our friend is selling his 07

8,800.

mike decided he wants his ducati more  [thumbsup]

Monsterlover

Quote from: Statler on September 22, 2008, 11:48:02 AM
enough to ride one to AIMBY?

If I owned one, sure [thumbsup]

Next year will be KIMBY for me.   [moto]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Stella

Quote from: Statler on September 22, 2008, 10:20:52 AM
if a company can actually name a vehicle a hummer, no nicknames of people surprise me.

Go to any Hummer dealership and get the Service Manager's business card. 
If they've done all their, um, "training", the cards include "Hummer Certified."   
There's a lot of mileage to be had in those cards!    ;D
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



red baron

"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

somegirl

Quote from: Stella on September 22, 2008, 02:41:36 PM
Go to any Hummer dealership and get the Service Manager's business card. 
If they've done all their, um, "training", the cards include "Hummer Certified."   
There's a lot of mileage to be had in those cards!    ;D

Hmmm, wonder if there is anybody named "BJ" (and I knew one too) who is "Hummer Certified". [laugh]
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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

superjohn

reminds me of a stand up joke I heard

"GM, sick of the constant jokes being make about the 'Hummer' has decided to change the name of the premium SUV to "The Cock Gobbler"

DesmoDiva

eveNing.

Peanut butter choco chip cookies in the oven. 

homemade mac and cheese w/sausage and rolls for dinner.   [thumbsup]
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow