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Grampa

#50460
October 27, 2009, 01:30:28 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on October 27, 2009, 01:25:38 PM
so far, BP's missed an H and an N... it must be a code of some sort!

;D


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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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teddy037.2

#50461
October 27, 2009, 01:31:44 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 27, 2009, 01:29:40 PM
as I sit down in the chair (ready to be stabbed), there is an accident outside. A woman in a PT cruiser makes an illegal uturn and a guy in a 63 bug slams into her. His head hitting the windshield caused it to pop out and land about 25 feet from the car.

So..... the entire staff at the blood bank now stares out the window and watches the entire thing unfold ( one nurse did call 911 and ran outside to help). Having somebody dig around inside your arm looking for a vein while they are watching a guy get cut out of his car..... ain't fun. They ended up digging into both arms before hitting paydirt.   

I'm gonna be bruised tonight.

WTF????  :-[

ducpainter

#50462
October 27, 2009, 01:33:39 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 27, 2009, 01:29:40 PM
as I sit down in the chair (ready to be stabbed), there is an accident outside. A woman in a PT cruiser makes an illegal uturn and a guy in a 63 bug slams into her. His head hitting the windshield caused it to pop out and land about 25 feet from the car.

So..... the entire staff at the blood bank now stares out the window and watches the entire thing unfold ( one nurse did call 911 and ran outside to help). Having somebody dig around inside your arm looking for a vein while they are watching a guy get cut out of his car..... ain't fun. They ended up digging into both arms before hitting paydirt.  

I'm gonna be bruised tonight.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on October 27, 2009, 01:31:44 PM
WTF????  :-[


WTF indeed....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DesmoDiva

#50463
October 27, 2009, 01:35:18 PM
Did I read that right??

The guy's head popped off??
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ducpainter

#50464
October 27, 2009, 01:40:09 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on October 27, 2009, 01:35:18 PM
Did I read that right??

The guy's head popped off??
No...

you didn't read that right. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DesmoDiva

#50465
October 27, 2009, 01:41:50 PM
Oh wait.....

it was the windshield...   [bang]
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'02 ST4s Yellow

ducpainter

#50466
October 27, 2009, 01:45:55 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on October 27, 2009, 01:41:50 PM
Oh wait.....

it was the windshield...   [bang]
..and your version is hysterical.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DucMouse the Mighty

#50467
October 27, 2009, 01:50:09 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on October 27, 2009, 01:35:18 PM
Did I read that right??

The guy's head popped off??

thats what i thought too  [laugh]
spankinâ,,¢

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DesmoDiva

#50468
October 27, 2009, 01:53:59 PM
Quote from: DucMouse on October 27, 2009, 01:50:09 PM
thats what i thought too  [laugh]

phew...

glad i'm not the olny one with an over active imagination.   [thumbsup]
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'02 ST4s Yellow

Buckethead

#50469
October 27, 2009, 01:57:54 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on October 27, 2009, 01:25:38 PM
so far, BP's missed an H and an N... it must be a code of some sort!

So he's missed 1 H and 1 N.

Scramble them and you've got... H1N1!

BP's got the swine flu!   :o

And I, too, thought that the guys head had popped off the first time I read it.
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Pip

#50470
October 27, 2009, 01:59:38 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 27, 2009, 01:57:54 PM
And I, too, thought that the guys head had popped off the first time I read it.

+1
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

ducpainter

#50471
October 27, 2009, 02:01:17 PM
reading is fun....damental ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Pip

#50472
October 27, 2009, 02:06:58 PM
Not in Alabama.

reedIng iS opTshunaL
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

ducpainter

#50473
October 27, 2009, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Pip on October 27, 2009, 02:06:58 PM
Not in Alabama.

reedIng iS opTshunaL
not that long ago I would have said...

you're not in AL anymore Dorothy. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#50474
October 27, 2009, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on October 27, 2009, 01:35:18 PM
Did I read that right??

The guy's head popped off??
Quote from: DucMouse on October 27, 2009, 01:50:09 PM
thats what i thought too  [laugh]

me too  :-\

sorry to hear you got a jabbin' bp

and also sorry to hear about statler's day


my day was less eventful

hello gang :)
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