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Got Duc

#55335
January 13, 2010, 04:18:12 PM
Later DD
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Bick

#55336
January 13, 2010, 04:23:14 PM
EverNing, EveryBody!

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Got Duc

#55337
January 13, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Howdy
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#55338
January 13, 2010, 04:40:35 PM
no one believed that...

huh?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#55339
January 13, 2010, 04:55:05 PM
nope
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#55340
January 13, 2010, 04:56:01 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#55341
January 13, 2010, 04:57:04 PM
As long as it works for you....
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#55342
January 13, 2010, 04:59:37 PM
Quote from: Got Duc on January 13, 2010, 04:57:04 PM
As long as it works for you....
Is it just me?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#55343
January 13, 2010, 05:06:12 PM
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#55344
January 13, 2010, 05:07:36 PM
Quote from: Got Duc on January 13, 2010, 05:06:12 PM
maybe  ;D
I was trying so hard to be kinder and gentler.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#55345
January 13, 2010, 05:11:53 PM
 [laugh]

Was that your resolution for the new year?
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

LMT

#55346
January 13, 2010, 05:21:40 PM
Life is good.  I am sitting in my chair, beer in hand.   [drink] 

L. came home beer for me!   [beer]

Got Duc

#55347
January 13, 2010, 05:22:40 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 13, 2010, 05:21:40 PM
Life is good.  I am sitting in my chair, beer in hand.   [drink] 

L. came home beer for me!   [beer]

[thumbsup]

Have one for me!
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

cyrus buelton

#55348
January 13, 2010, 05:24:58 PM
good evening folks
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Got Duc

#55349
January 13, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
done

later
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.
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