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June 12, 2010, 12:59:00 AM »
hey Mike
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Quote from: lethe on June 12, 2010, 12:55:28 AM
morning
Is your wife talked into the 'pick on the boys party' yet?
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Just swapped in my seat for an exit row one.
Sweet!
Never gotten to sit in the exit row before.
Bring on the extra leg room for my 30in legs.
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Quote from: Dan on June 12, 2010, 01:01:36 AM
Is your wife talked into the 'pick on the boys party' yet?
I think it's pretty much a go, now I just need to sneak in the tent part.
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You could just say you had a bed arranged but Howie stole it. Might as well get him involved in the abuse too
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Quote from: Dan on June 12, 2010, 01:11:43 AM
You could just say you had a bed arranged but Howie stole it. Might as well get him involved in the abuse too
The problem isn't the tent itself, the problem is me in that I sprawl out when I sleep and will probably unintentional push her out the front.
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I got nothin' You're screwed
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Quote from: Dan on June 12, 2010, 01:18:15 AM
I got nothin' You're screwed
In a regular bed, it's quite common for her to punch me in the head, at which point she says I just grunt and roll back over on my side of the bed.
I recall now of these things. You could set me on fire in my sleep and I'd not realize until the morning when I wake up dead and crispy.
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I hate it when I wake up dead
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Quote from: lethe on June 12, 2010, 01:20:43 AM
In a regular bed, it's quite common for her to punch me in the head, at which point she says I just grunt and roll back over on my side of the bed.
I recall now of these things. You could set me on fire in my sleep and I'd not realize until the morning when I wake up dead and crispy.
Sounds like you both have figured out the work-around. Tent should be much different
Quote from: ducpainter on June 12, 2010, 01:21:38 AM
I hate it when I wake up dead
Sucky way to start the day.
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Quote from: ducpainter on June 12, 2010, 01:21:38 AM
I hate it when I wake up dead
as long as no one puts you in a box it'll be ok
Quote from: Dan on June 12, 2010, 01:23:08 AM
Sounds like you both have figured out the work-around. Tent should be much different
Sucky way to start the day.
yeah guess who will be sleeping in the grass with the fishers
How many would have to lay on me to make an acceptable blanket?
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Quote from: lethe on June 12, 2010, 01:24:39 AM
as long as no one puts you in a box it'll be ok
yeah guess who will be sleeping in the grass with the fishers
How many would have to lay on me to make an acceptable blanket?
I don't think they get along all that well, more than one might be hard to sleep through. If the fisher started piling rabbits, squirrels, cats, etc on you, that might work.
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Quote from: Dan on June 12, 2010, 01:27:54 AM
I don't think they get along all that well, more than one might be hard to sleep through. If the fisher started piling rabbits, squirrels, cats, etc on you, that might work.
Might have to go the next size up and bring my own wolverine. Think I could buy one on ebay?
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Quote from: lethe on June 12, 2010, 01:24:39 AM
as long as no one puts you in a box it'll be ok
yeah guess who will be sleeping in the grass with the fishers
How many would have to lay on me to make an acceptable blanket?
at some point there'll be a hole...
just roll me in and cover it up.
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Morning all
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