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« Reply #74355 on: October 29, 2010, 02:59:45 AM »
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« Reply #74356 on: October 29, 2010, 03:01:52 AM »
Quote from: humorless dp on October 29, 2010, 02:56:15 AM
why yes...

it did.

Yup. I thought we detected something....  Perhaps you'd care to fill out the form >> http://www.ga.gov.au/hazards/earthquake/feltreport.jsp
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« Reply #74357 on: October 29, 2010, 06:26:04 AM »
'ning

Today is the Halloween parade at school.

All the parents come to watch their kiddies dress up in uncomfortable costumes and march through the school in 80 degree weather.  Tongue  When the kids see their parents, they will immediately try to run to them, start crying, the parents try to make them stay with their class, more crying, etc...  Not the greatest idea for young children, in my humble opinion.  boo


On the bright side, I will be wearing a giant hot dog costume.  laughingdp
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #74358 on: October 29, 2010, 06:45:27 AM »
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 28, 2010, 08:07:15 PM
And will you call when you get to Denver next month?  Grin


Depends if we make it that far. laughingdp
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« Reply #74359 on: October 29, 2010, 06:50:20 AM »
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« Reply #74360 on: October 29, 2010, 09:20:51 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on October 29, 2010, 03:01:52 AM
Yup. I thought we detected something....  Perhaps you'd care to fill out the form >> http://www.ga.gov.au/hazards/earthquake/feltreport.jsp
Nah...

I'll pass. Grin
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« Reply #74361 on: October 29, 2010, 10:56:39 AM »
Drug dealer on the bus with a 12 day old baby strapped to his chest.  I do not see good things in the future for that little one.
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« Reply #74362 on: October 29, 2010, 11:44:20 AM »
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 29, 2010, 06:26:04 AM
'ning

Today is the Halloween parade at school.

All the parents come to watch their kiddies dress up in uncomfortable costumes and march through the school in 80 degree weather.  Tongue  When the kids see their parents, they will immediately try to run to them, start crying, the parents try to make them stay with their class, more crying, etc...  Not the greatest idea for young children, in my humble opinion.  boo


On the bright side, I will be wearing a giant hot dog costume.  laughingdp
They ran out of the bacon costume.   bang head

Later!







 bacon



Pics please!!
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« Reply #74363 on: October 29, 2010, 11:46:44 AM »
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 29, 2010, 06:26:04 AM

On the bright side, I will be wearing a giant hot dog costume.  laughingdp
They ran out of the bacon costume.   bang head

Later!

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Please.....tell me you'll ask one of the other female teachers what she thinks of your weiner.
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« Reply #74364 on: October 29, 2010, 12:02:54 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on October 29, 2010, 11:46:44 AM
Please.....tell me you'll ask one of the other female teachers what she thinks of your weiner.
laughingdp laughingdp

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« Reply #74365 on: October 29, 2010, 12:49:59 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 29, 2010, 11:44:20 AM


Pics please!!

All the pics of me in costume have children in them, so no go on posting them here.  Sorry.   Undecided

Quote from: MrIncredible on October 29, 2010, 11:46:44 AM
Please.....tell me you'll ask one of the other female teachers what she thinks of your weiner.

One of my co-teachers asked me why my weiner was wrinkled (I had just taken the costume out of the bag)...  I told her it was because it was cold outside!   Cheesy
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #74366 on: October 29, 2010, 01:38:46 PM »
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 29, 2010, 12:49:59 PM


One of my co-teachers asked me why my weiner was wrinkled (I had just taken the costume out of the bag)...  I told her it was because it was cold outside!   Cheesy
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« Reply #74367 on: October 29, 2010, 01:50:08 PM »
Quote from: humorless dp on October 29, 2010, 12:02:54 PM
laughingdp laughingdp

I thought you were blocked at work?

I took most of the week off to spend it with the wife. She's putting the kid to sleep so I'm not allowed in the room because I'm a noisy oblivious klutz.
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« Reply #74368 on: October 29, 2010, 02:06:51 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on October 29, 2010, 01:50:08 PM
I took most of the week off to spend it with the wife. She's putting the kid to sleep so I'm not allowed in the room because I'm a noisy oblivious klutz.
Welcome to fatherhood.

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« Reply #74369 on: October 29, 2010, 02:35:29 PM »
woooooohoooooo weekend!
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