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the_Journeyman

#76905
December 19, 2010, 08:50:23 AM
My wife returned from the grocery store with "double thick" cut bacon yesterday.  Breakfast this morning was excellent.

JM
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ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

#76906
December 19, 2010, 08:55:58 AM
Everybody likes bacon.

I can think of at least a couple of bacon junkies
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#76907
December 19, 2010, 09:13:13 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

[bacon]

[drool]

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

lethe

#76908
December 19, 2010, 09:41:51 AM
funny that I just ran across this little webcomic  [laugh]
http://www.nicky510.com/comic/no-such-thing-bad-publicity/
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'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Stella

#76909
December 19, 2010, 09:48:29 AM
please inject me with breakfast and include a side of something that makes me feel like I didn't stay out late drinking last night but got 12 wonderful hours of blissful sleep.  please.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Bick

#76910
December 19, 2010, 09:55:38 AM
Quote from: Stella on December 19, 2010, 09:48:29 AM
please inject me with breakfast and include a side of something that makes me feel like I didn't stay out late drinking last night but got 12 wonderful hours of blissful sleep.  please.

Go over around 38th & Pecos and get yourself a big bowl of menudo.

I have been told that is the ultimate cure.

(sorry, no FHE)
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

The Bacon Junkie

#76911
December 19, 2010, 02:28:32 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on December 19, 2010, 08:55:58 AM

I can think of at least a couple of bacon junkies

There can be only ONE.. The ONE!!!

;)




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Monsterlover

#76912
December 19, 2010, 02:42:01 PM
Would you battle with a sword forged from the finest bacon?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#76913
December 19, 2010, 02:46:21 PM
bacon armor might not be the best choice when traveling through the desert for weeks on end though
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TiNi

#76914
December 19, 2010, 02:55:19 PM
ryan vs. zeke  [popcorn] ;D

lethe

#76915
December 19, 2010, 02:59:58 PM
my money is one the one that almost removed my nipples
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The Bacon Junkie

#76916
December 19, 2010, 03:04:03 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 19, 2010, 02:42:01 PM
Would you battle with a sword forged from the finest bacon?

No, but it WOULD have a pigskin wrapped hilt.   And scabbard.  ;)

Heating bacon to forge it into a sword would make the bacon crispy, and crispy bacon is brittle.  Brittle isn't a good thing when you're fending off the immortal "Princes of the Universe."  Plus, when you heat the bacon, it gets that nice aroma flowing throughout the house.  [drool]
I probably wouldn't be able to control myself enough to keep from eating it anyway...  Same goes for the bacon armor.  If I'm walking through the hot desert wearing bacon, the sun might be just hot enough to cook the bacon. Then I would eat the bacon. Then I would end up naked and alone... Wait, that didn't come out right...   :-\

Anyway, no bacon sword, no bacon armor, just my bacon belt to hang my pigskin-hilted sword from. 

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on December 19, 2010, 02:55:19 PM
ryan vs. zeke  [popcorn] ;D

Nope...  He can be my apprentice.  From what I've heard, he won't need a lot of training, though...   ;D


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#76917
December 19, 2010, 04:03:15 PM
evening
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 19, 2010, 03:04:03 PM


Nope...  He can be my apprentice.  From what I've heard, he won't need a lot of training, though...   ;D


[bacon]
the boy likes his bacon.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#76918
December 19, 2010, 04:21:33 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on December 19, 2010, 04:03:15 PM
eveningthe boy likes his bacon.


evening

that's what I've been told... 

Can you pm me your address?  I promise not to show up on your doorstep unannounced...  ;)






[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#76919
December 19, 2010, 04:25:59 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 19, 2010, 04:21:33 PM
evening

that's what I've been told... 

Can you pm me your address?  I promise not to show up on your doorstep unannounced...  ;)






[bacon]
everyone else does... :P

That's why they call me 'flexible' dp. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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