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ducpainter

#79350
January 31, 2011, 02:50:07 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 31, 2011, 02:48:59 PM
I was thinking of that too.

The goal should be to be all used up.

Don't want to leave any extra ;D
I'm hoping to last long enough that when they take my organs for donation...

they put them back. [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#79351
January 31, 2011, 02:50:17 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 31, 2011, 02:46:44 PM
Or conversely....come sliding in to the last turn just about ready to blow up. ;D

Same same   [thumbsup]

I read somewhere, 'I want my last check to bounce'  
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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ducpainter

#79352
January 31, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: Dan on January 31, 2011, 02:50:17 PM
Same same   [thumbsup]

I read somewhere, 'I want my last check to bounce'  
George Carlin said...

Die owing Master card money.

Maybe it was one of his gems.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#79353
January 31, 2011, 02:54:20 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 31, 2011, 02:50:07 PM
I'm hoping to last long enough that when they take my organs for donation...

they put them back. [thumbsup]

Thats pretty funny

Quote from: Dan on January 31, 2011, 02:50:17 PM
Same same   [thumbsup]

I read somewhere, 'I want my last check to bounce'  

That's funny too.  And oh so logical.

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#79354
January 31, 2011, 02:54:52 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 31, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
George Carlin said...

Die owing Master card money.

Maybe it was one of his gems.

This only works if you don't have kids.

Or if you don't have kids you like.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Ddan

#79355
January 31, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

ducpainter

#79356
January 31, 2011, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 31, 2011, 02:54:20 PM
Thats pretty funny

That's funny too.  And oh so logical.


Dan and I are funny guys...

just ask us.

Quote from: Monsterlover on January 31, 2011, 02:54:52 PM
This only works if you don't have kids.

Or if you don't have kids you like.
I was thinking of adopting you. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#79357
January 31, 2011, 02:57:05 PM
I thought we were friends
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#79358
January 31, 2011, 02:59:07 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 31, 2011, 02:57:05 PM
I thought we were friends
We are.

You don't appreciate my sense of humor yet?

Get used to it...I doubt it will change.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#79359
January 31, 2011, 03:01:29 PM
Oh, I know we're friends.

Just the kind of friends that will make fun of each other and throw one another under the bus (or snowplow this time of year) at a moment's notice.

it's all good in the hood my man

;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#79360
January 31, 2011, 03:13:45 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 31, 2011, 03:01:29 PM
Oh, I know we're friends.

Just the kind of friends that will make fun of each other and throw one another under the bus (or snowplow this time of year) at a moment's notice.

it's all good in the hood my man

;D
Dan and I were talking about just that the other day. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#79361
January 31, 2011, 03:15:03 PM
I was skeered and he was laughing at me   ;D
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

Monsterlover

#79362
January 31, 2011, 03:18:28 PM
what are friends for?

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#79363
January 31, 2011, 03:25:55 PM
Quote from: Dan on January 31, 2011, 03:15:03 PM
I was skeered and he was laughing at me   ;D
Still scared?

I'm still laughing. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Stella

#79364
January 31, 2011, 03:27:22 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on January 31, 2011, 02:01:30 PM
EveNing. 
Need to figure out what to have for dinner. 

Come join us for dinner!  Invited a few neighbors over, you may as well stop by too!  Randy's making his chicken enchilada awesomeness, margaritas and a spicy polenta dish.   Mmmmmm!  (Nice having my personal chef home for a change.)


Quote from: Monsterlover on January 31, 2011, 02:17:20 PM
lol  Im allergic to snow shovels ;D

I <3 my snowblower.  I'm one step away from making it radio controlled :D

Dislike shoveling as much as this guy?   http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/26679957/detail.html

[roll]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein
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