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ducpainter

#79785
February 09, 2011, 05:10:39 PM
Quote from: lethe on February 09, 2011, 05:09:22 PM
cold, dark. smells like bologna
almost like NH...

cold, dark. smells like vodka
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#79786
February 09, 2011, 05:12:28 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 09, 2011, 05:10:39 PM
almost like NH...

cold, dark. smells like vodka
oh, are you eating a vodka sandwich?
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Buckethead

#79787
February 09, 2011, 05:13:48 PM
Quote from: lethe on February 09, 2011, 05:12:28 PM
oh, are you eating a vodka sandwich?

Wouldn't put it past him.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

lethe

#79788
February 09, 2011, 05:16:20 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on February 09, 2011, 05:13:48 PM
Wouldn't put it past him.
it wouldn't make it past him
He should have a sign, "The vodka stops here"
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ducpainter

#79789
February 09, 2011, 05:20:08 PM
no vodka may pass.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


the_Journeyman

#79790
February 09, 2011, 05:26:56 PM
Oh, but it does...




Through your kidneys!  [cheeky]

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

#79791
February 09, 2011, 05:28:42 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 09, 2011, 05:26:56 PM
Oh, but it does...




Through your kidneys!  [cheeky]

JM
That's different. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Buckethead

#79792
February 09, 2011, 05:29:16 PM
Yeah.

But the liver takes all the good stuff out first.

By the time it hits his kidneys, it's potato juice again.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducpainter

#79793
February 09, 2011, 05:36:40 PM
It's better before my liver gets a hold of it.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#79794
February 09, 2011, 05:41:06 PM
I bet your liver dislikes you.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#79795
February 09, 2011, 05:59:26 PM
Quote from: lethe on February 09, 2011, 05:41:06 PM
I bet your liver dislikes you.
It'll get over it.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#79796
February 09, 2011, 06:00:21 PM
I just searched "where are the cool kids" and it brought me here

So I figured I would say Hi!
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#79797
February 09, 2011, 06:01:00 PM
Quote from: Got Duc on February 09, 2011, 06:00:21 PM
I just searched "where are the cool kids" and it brought me here

So I figured I would say Hi!
hey
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#79798
February 09, 2011, 06:01:25 PM
Howdy painter!
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Buckethead

#79799
February 09, 2011, 06:09:13 PM
I'm here, so obviously your search engine led you astray.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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