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The Bacon Junkie

#82785
March 25, 2011, 09:14:45 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 25, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
the junkie doesn't understand he's been shamed by a 4 year old.

Sorry about your bacon Randy.

We're working on the sharing thing. [laugh]

If he eats more bacon than me, I'll give him my coveted Golden Piston!  [bow_down]

BTW...  I still have a baconator care package sitting here that I need to send to the Zipster...

I'll get it there sometime soon.   [thumbsup]


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Stella

#82786
March 25, 2011, 09:14:54 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 25, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
the junkie doesn't understand he's been shamed by a 4 year old.

what i have learned is that if you have to call out something about yourself, chances are you're NOT
what you're calling out.  therefore, (in my Statler tone of voice) Bacon Junkie likely doesn't really like
bacon.  just implies that he does.  Probably a veggie.  Like the IZ_ one.

Quote from: ducpainter on March 25, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
Sorry about your bacon Randy.

You shouldn't have to apologize to someone who can't manage their own bacon.

;)  
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

#82787
March 25, 2011, 09:22:21 PM
Quote from: Stella on March 25, 2011, 09:14:54 PM


You shouldn't have to apologize to someone who can't manage their own bacon.

;)  
He, meaning Z, is a very strong force...

we call him destructo force.

It was pretty funny to watch him that day.

He was definitely in his element....with all that bacon. [laugh]

...and with that it's time to tip over.

have an evening all.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#82788
March 25, 2011, 09:23:43 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on March 25, 2011, 09:14:18 PM
behind the gym after class ... and come alone ...!

Nope,  there will be loads of spectators... with pompoms.  and bacon for the winner.

Quote from: Stella on March 25, 2011, 09:14:54 PM
what i have learned is that if you have to call out something about yourself, chances are you're NOT
what you're calling out.  therefore, (in my Statler tone of voice) Bacon Junkie likely doesn't really like
bacon.  just implies that he does.  Probably a veggie. 

;)   

Oh I am...  After a night of bacon-y debauchery, Duck-Stew secretly changed my name to "Short-Bus Bacon Junkie"   When I sold my buses, I shortened it to just Bacon Junkie.  ;)

To date I have 4 bacon t-shirts (Randy gave me one), a bacon belt, a bacon wallet, 3 or 4 boxes of bacon strip band-aids, a bacon watch, the Official "Bacon vs. Tofu" action figure set, and countless other bacon related paraphernalia.  Oh yeah, bacon lip-balm, bacon toothpaste ( [puke] ), and a little piggie keychain for the 999!  Actually, all those things I received as gifts!  ;)  Except for one of the t-shirts...


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DarkMonster620

#82789
March 25, 2011, 09:26:22 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on March 25, 2011, 09:23:43 PM
Nope,  there will be loads of spectators... with pompoms.  and bacon for the winner.




[bacon]

so we good then? ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
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ducpainter

#82790
March 25, 2011, 09:26:52 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on March 25, 2011, 09:23:43 PM
Nope,  there will be loads of spectators... with pompoms.  and bacon for the winner.

Oh I am...  After a night of bacon-y debauchery, Duck-Stew secretly changed my name to "Short-Bus Bacon Junkie"   When I sold my buses, I shortened it to just Bacon Junkie.  ;)

To date I have 4 bacon t-shirts (Randy gave me one), a bacon belt, a bacon wallet, 3 or 4 boxes of bacon strip band-aids, a bacon watch, the Official "Bacon vs. Tofu" action figure set, and countless other bacon related paraphernalia.  Oh yeah, bacon lip-balm, bacon toothpaste ( [puke] ), and a little piggie keychain for the 999!  Actually, all those things I received as gifts!  ;)  Except for one of the t-shirts...


[bacon]
Zippy says you're a pussy... [laugh]

night
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Stella

#82791
March 25, 2011, 09:30:18 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on March 25, 2011, 09:23:43 PM
Nope,  there will be loads of spectators... with pompoms.  and bacon for the winner.

Oh I am...  After a night of bacon-y debauchery, Duck-Stew secretly changed my name to "Short-Bus Bacon Junkie"   When I sold my buses, I shortened it to just Bacon Junkie.  ;)

To date I have 4 bacon t-shirts (Randy gave me one), a bacon belt, a bacon wallet, 3 or 4 boxes of bacon strip band-aids, a bacon watch, the Official "Bacon vs. Tofu" action figure set, and countless other bacon related paraphernalia.  Oh yeah, bacon lip-balm, bacon toothpaste ( [puke] ), and a little piggie keychain for the 999!  Actually, all those things I received as gifts!  ;)  Except for one of the t-shirts...
[bacon]

mmmhum.  ok.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

The Bacon Junkie

#82792
March 25, 2011, 09:38:07 PM Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 09:45:34 PM by The Bacon Junkie
Quote from: ducpainter on March 25, 2011, 09:26:52 PM
Zippy says you're a pussy... [laugh]

night

[laugh]
;D



:D


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Stella

#82793
March 25, 2011, 09:57:42 PM
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

The Bacon Junkie

#82794
March 25, 2011, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Ddan

#82795
March 26, 2011, 02:52:24 AM
It was funny in here last night.

I think Zip would win outright, but if the contest were based on the weight of the bacon ingested compared to the weight of the ingestee, BJ, you're so out of the running.

The screen door DID have it coming.

Nate clearly doesn't like to work late on Friday's.

'Tini appears to be a lightweight.


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TiNi

#82796
March 26, 2011, 04:42:32 AM
i have to admit, i haven't been consuming many cocktails lately
that one martini did me in  [laugh]

morning  [coffee]

Monsterlover

#82797
March 26, 2011, 04:45:15 AM
Morning

I know its Saturday but its really just another work day in disguise
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TiNi

#82798
March 26, 2011, 04:49:16 AM
morning kev

i somewhat agree, but you are the boss, right? so it's all good, for you.  [thumbsup]

although i don't have to go into the office, i still have lots to do around the house, but that's all good too.

Bick

#82799
March 26, 2011, 04:49:59 AM
More Ning, all.  [coffee]

Quote from: ducpainter on March 25, 2011, 08:43:05 PM
go fly off a make the beast with two backsing cliff. ;D

I think that job already belongs to someone from the NMMR.  
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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