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Monsterlover

#82905
March 27, 2011, 06:42:29 AM
I was pretty sure it wouldn't be [laugh]

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#82906
March 27, 2011, 06:49:04 AM
that would also be unsanitary, mustache hair in the meal being served at said table and all
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

the_Journeyman

#82907
March 27, 2011, 07:06:45 AM
Morning.  Put new mains in the Hawk yesterday, hoping the rain will hold off so I can test it. 

Still wondering about the Molly, I need to locate me some pilot jets for experimentation purposes.  I'm gonna check the unused jet kit for a bike I no longer own.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

TiNi

#82908
March 27, 2011, 07:12:15 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 27, 2011, 06:41:32 AM
I shaved my mustache once since I grew it.

I looked in the mirror and saw my father.

I started growing it back the same day.

Shaving the mustache is not on the table.

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=33393.msg592244#msg592244

Ddan

#82909
March 27, 2011, 07:35:45 AM
Oh boy, the line is in the sand   ;D
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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ducpainter

#82910
March 27, 2011, 07:40:19 AM
Quote from: Dan on March 27, 2011, 07:35:45 AM
Oh boy, the line is in the sand   ;D
The offer wasn't open ended.

It expired.[evil]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#82911
March 27, 2011, 07:58:54 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 27, 2011, 05:35:09 AM

I agree on the bike. I feel better about one with 15k on it. Most of what I've found are in the under 3k range. For an 05 or 06 MY.

Seems a lot of folkes liked to buy $18000 bikes and ride them 500 miles a year.  

When I picked up mine it had 7k on the clock...  in 4 months I've put 3.5k miles on it!  [evil]

You're gonna love your new bike!  [thumbsup] [moto]

lethe: your new ride sounds pregnant dogin'.

'TiNi:  Just DO IT!  ;)

[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Randimus Maximus

#82912
March 27, 2011, 08:26:36 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on March 27, 2011, 07:58:54 AM
When I picked up mine it had 7k on the clock...  in 4 months I've put 3.5k miles on it!  [evil]

You're gonna love your new bike!  [thumbsup] [moto]

lethe: your new ride sounds pregnant dogin'.

'TiNi:  Just DO IT!  ;)

[bacon]

You got a new bike?

LMT

#82913
March 27, 2011, 08:29:18 AM
Morning peeps.

The Bacon Junkie

#82914
March 27, 2011, 08:47:15 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 27, 2011, 08:26:36 AM
You got a new bike?

Yep...  AND a Bacon Mobile T-Shirt.

Waiting on a second bacon belt.  There's this guy who kept commenting about it in some pics I posted.  Think he'd like it...?   ;)




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

lethe

#82915
March 27, 2011, 01:39:23 PM
I have WSBK on and while I was on a work related phone call, my wife starts laughing like crazy.
I still have no clue what the announcer really said but she heard it as one of the riders having vaginal fever.  [laugh]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#82916
March 27, 2011, 01:58:52 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 27, 2011, 01:39:23 PM
I have WSBK on and while I was on a work related phone call, my wife starts laughing like crazy.
I still have no clue what the announcer really said but she heard it as one of the riders having vaginal fever.  [laugh]
glandular fever...

he has a pretty strong accent, but Judy is flashing. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#82917
March 27, 2011, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 27, 2011, 01:58:52 PM
glandular fever...

he has a pretty strong accent, but Judy is flashing. ;D
just told you that, she got a laugh out what it really was  [thumbsup]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

DRKWNG

#82918
March 27, 2011, 03:51:41 PM
Found out yesterday that my neighbor's bike was stolen.  Turns out, the two stands that I thought he had borrowed were stolen as well.  So that meant that they had been right up on my bikes, as the front stand was UNDER my SC.  So I spent a good bit of yesterday loading the bikes into the elevator, and bringing them up to my floor, where they're now right outside my front door. 

Curious to see what the property management will have to say about this...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ducpainter

#82919
March 27, 2011, 03:53:14 PM
You'll most likely hear from the fire marshall.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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