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« Reply #94710 on: October 03, 2011, 07:34:15 AM »
hey, I've got some time on my hands since today is the first day of my unemployment/vacations ...

don't ask long story ...
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« Reply #94711 on: October 03, 2011, 07:55:45 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on October 03, 2011, 07:16:49 AM
laughingdp

You'll have to run the gauntlet to try and get your application to me.

Current employees will beat you while you're sprayed down with old coolant Cheesy

time to think outside the box and tear down the gauntlet.

i also might want to pick up some goggles.
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« Reply #94712 on: October 03, 2011, 11:04:14 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on October 03, 2011, 04:53:20 AM
Just wasted 2 hours of my life completing mandatory Corporate Compliance Web Trainings

I wish they wouldn't try to dress it up as making me a better person

It is really about documenting the fact that I was trained to know better

than to walk up behind Sally at her desk and lay my dick over her shoulder to get her attention

It is all in order to limit their litigation liability and to make me immediately terminated

we're dancing for the HR lawyers when we aren't busy dancing for the Nanny Government Agencies
Yup. Its about the corporation saying "oh dear .... and even after you agreed that we educated you too ...... tsk". 

I recently completed WBT on the correct fuelling procedure for the company car  Roll Eyes.   "Oh really?  the go-liquid goes in that hole?  Who'd have thought?"

I wonder how the make the beast with two backs I manage to drive without ever having undergone WBT to acknowledge that I know which side of the car the steering wheel is on....

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« Reply #94713 on: October 03, 2011, 01:18:55 PM »
the best part of all of this is that i am required to take 40 hrs of classes to meet my metrics.
try and take something of substance and it is denied.

want to learn how the financial part of our job really affects things companywide? GREAT! ohh, you have to take time out of your work day for it? NO!

learn how to be a better listener. but only the first level course. the second gets us charged by the education group.

i have taken the same courses for 3 years now.  bang head
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
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« Reply #94714 on: October 03, 2011, 02:16:30 PM »
Afterning, morning,

Tired and must say .. bad mood ... this will soon pass, don't worry

Quote from: King Tut on October 03, 2011, 01:18:55 PM
the best part of all of this is that i am required to take 40 hrs of classes to meet my metrics.
try and take something of substance and it is denied.

want to learn how the financial part of our job really affects things companywide? GREAT! ohh, you have to take time out of your work day for it? NO!

learn how to be a better listener. but only the first level course. the second gets us charged by the education group.

i have taken the same courses for 3 years now.  bang head

but then if you screw up for not knowing something you were supposed to learn in any of those courses they didn't allow you to take ... they still blame you
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #94715 on: October 03, 2011, 03:46:33 PM »
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« Reply #94716 on: October 03, 2011, 03:51:31 PM »
evening Smiley

how was the day? mine was meh

total-douche-if-i-ever-met-one boss kept me at work late because he can't manage to answer a simple question in a timely manner
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« Reply #94717 on: October 03, 2011, 03:55:05 PM »
Quote from: TiNi on October 03, 2011, 03:51:31 PM
evening Smiley

how was the day? mine was meh

total-douche-if-i-ever-met-one boss kept me at work late because he can't manage to answer a simple question in a timely manner

Rained most of the day.

When it stopped I started moving some stuff that was in the way and Jim snapped some lines on the walls to see what was what.

Looks like the house will fit. Grin

Dump him. Wink
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« Reply #94718 on: October 03, 2011, 03:57:42 PM »
mood fixed, walk with dogs always does that ...

now cooking some skirt steak 'stew style' ...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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« Reply #94719 on: October 03, 2011, 04:08:44 PM »
i just ordered the new gear  Grin
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« Reply #94720 on: October 03, 2011, 04:11:02 PM »
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« Reply #94721 on: October 03, 2011, 04:11:30 PM »
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i just ordered the new gear  Grin
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« Reply #94722 on: October 03, 2011, 04:25:59 PM »
Quote from: TiNi on October 03, 2011, 04:08:44 PM
i just ordered the new gear  Grin

Track leathers?
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« Reply #94723 on: October 03, 2011, 04:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on October 03, 2011, 05:04:34 AM
Good morning, evening ...

Damm I woke up late, 0507h ... couldn't make breakfast then, so just now I finished it ...

So, dp, concrete or no concrete?
no more until it's all back filled and under slab work is done,
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« Reply #94724 on: October 03, 2011, 04:34:24 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on October 03, 2011, 04:26:46 PM
no more until it's all back filled and under slab work is done,

OK ...

Skirt steak needs lotsa heat to cook on the stove top .. on the grill, in 12 minutes and perfect ...

pregnant dog owner called to see if we could takes both dogs again today ... I had to pass ... it's not fun for the guys !!!!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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