The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

the_Journeyman

Evening.  Learned how to do the B&W and color pop thing with Photoshop.  Easy for some, but today is the first time I used Photoshop - Official Pic thread for details.

Hope all are well.  Super busy in the fall leaves little time for riding & posting.  Good news is my soccer team is doing WAY better than last year.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 05, 2011, 05:56:46 PM
Evening.  Learned how to do the B&W and color pop thing with Photoshop.  Easy for some, but today is the first time I used Photoshop - Official Pic thread for details.

Like this?

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

the_Journeyman

Quote from: peeny on October 05, 2011, 06:00:41 PM
Like this?



Yup.  I'm a first time Photoshop user, using Elements 4.0

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Statler

I don't care who did that photo.   it rocks.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

Yes it does.Time for night night.

manyana
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



MendoDave

#94918
They attacked me in the woods and beat me with sticks. Then they put me in a large sack and carried me off deeper into the woods where they put me in a cage. She short one with a big scar on his face said that he wasn't very impressed with my size, but between me and a cow they were already roasting on the spit, he thought there might be enough.

I was in that smelly sack for what seemed to be hours gagging on the stench that was like a mix of garbage and rotten meat, but it was probably only 20 minutes, and then one of the larger ones with rotten teeth came from where they were gathered by the fire. It had a great big axe in it's hand that didn't look very sharp and I knew that it was going to hurt if he used it on me.. Just then Meg Whitman came into the clearing and all the trolls bowed down to her. She ordered that one of the other victims that they had in a pit be fed to the wolf she rode in on. Then she began talking about eating up Apple, and merging the I phone with Palm or some such nonsense.

While all the trolls were watching and listening to her. I dug a hole under the cage and crawled under neath. I made my way through the briars and stinging nettles to the swamp and hid in the tullies for quite a while. My breathing was so loud I thought they would hear me for sure. I could see their torches getting closer to me, they were right on my trail and they had that big wolf on a leash tracking my every footstep.

I figured I was done for sure when a pickup and a Camaro came driving up on a dirt road just on the far side of the swamp. They stopped about 200 feet away and three guys got out of the truck and two girls out of the Camaro. The guys pulled an old couch out of the back of the truck and threw it down the embankment into the swamp. After they had it on fire the drinks came out and they turned up the stereo.

This seemed to get the attention of the Trolls and the wolf, and I could seem them making their way over to that side of the swamp. Not wanting to wait around I made my escape through the brush to the west until I made it to the sand dunes. When I got there I just started running. The Rain the last few days had made the sand much firmer and easier to run on and so I was able to run for about 300 yards before I heard the women scream.

I was exhausted, but i just kept on until I came to the Eucalyptus grove where the trail to the house was. When I got in I just locked the door and made a rum and coke. I didn't even feed the dog, and as she sits there looking at me I can't stop thinking about the wolf. The whole thing makes me shudder.

the_Journeyman

Quote from: Statler on October 05, 2011, 06:23:20 PM
I don't care who did that photo.   it rocks.

For sure!  The composition is stellar!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.