dumbest question about your bike

[Desmostro]

  , can we get back to:

... 'How fast is it?' ...

... 'I can do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs'

please? That was funny.

oh ya, 




PS thanks mostrobelle for all the political goodness done through barf at untold costs to your mind

[superjohn]

Mothermake the beast with two backser is one word, so it would not properly be abbreviated to MF, even though many people do it. 

DMF could properly be misconstrued as "Dungeon Master Forum" or "Dick Munching Free-for-all" but never "Dumb Mothermake the beast with two backser."  Only a truckload of morons would misconstrue DMF as that.

Dumbass Manky Fop!

Unless of course they intend to imply a group with oedipal leanings towards the those with a lesser intellect. 

[ducatiz]

Unless of course they intend to imply a group with oedipal leanings towards the those with a lesser intellect. 

ROFL   

[faolan01]

on my roadtrip last week a couple of cruiser guys came up to me as I was leaving Phibbs in Albany and asked if my frame sliders were highway pegs.

[motoboy]

Had a classic last Friday.

I was getting Chinese take out and a few grocery items for the weekend,  I was on my BMW GS because it has side panniers and a tail trunk. A some what normal looking fellow is walking by, looks at the bemmer and says ahhhh is that your bad boy ?   

me: well this is my BMW!

dude:how fast have you gone on it ?  200 !?!

(02 BMW GS 1150, crash bars, tall wind screen, and the above mentioned side and tail luggage.  Basically the front profile of a tuff shed.)

me:miles per hour MAYBE alittle over 100mph, look buddy the speedo does not even go that high. 

dude:looking at it says well...........a Ducati will go 200 ! 

me:well mine will won't but ya some will.

dude: as he is walking away shacking his head.   huhhh.........must be scared !!

YUP I thought laughing on the ride home.    [moto]

[JoeChieftain]

I'm really concerned about what a bunch of queers from san fran are saying about my bike?

All I needed to see was that "Karbon" has a forum avatar of Sho'nough from the blacksplitation wannabe film The Last Dragon. Nothing like a bad 80s kung-fo movie set in Harlem. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/

[NorDog]

Filling up at the base of ACH last weekend, guy comes up and asks, "Ducati, that's better than a Gixxer huh?"

I said, "Depends on what you're looking for."

"Yeah, but it's a Ducati, better than a Gixxer huh?" he replied.

Me, "In a way yes, in a way no."

He was disappointed in my answers.

Not sure what he's got against Gixxers (I'm not a big fan, but they are awsome).  I guess he just digs Ducatis, so I figure he at least has that going for him.  So, I guess it was a dumb question obscuring a nice bit of Monster admiration.

I think the NFL calls that offsetting penalties.   

[ctrain]

Sorry to dig this thread back up but I had to post this after what just happened.


On my way to lunch I pull up next to a guy on a Hardly (yellow, green and orange flame paint job) waiting at a stoplight. Lets call him Flamer...

Flamer : "Whats that red thing spinning?!" Pointing to the clutch plate.
Me: "Its the clutch."
Flamer: " What does it do?"
Me: thinking he didnt hear me over the noise of the clutch, i say it again louder "ITS THE CLUTCH"
Flamer: "I HEARD YOU. WHAT DOES IT DO?!"
Me: "My bike runs on stupidity. It spins really fast when someone stupid looks at it."




 

[NorDog]

"What's it do?"

"It CLUTCHES!"

[ctrain]

"What's it do?"

"It CLUTCHES!"

[Pip]

Pulled up to my house, with neighbor's boyfriend (late fifties, banana hammock and t-shirt from LuLu's in Gulf Shores) sitting outside on a chair. I turn off the bike, he looks at me and says "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Desmo moto, baby! Did you know Ducati (implying singular person) got his doctorate from that motor? Yeah!"


I said... "No.", and went inside. 

[silentbob]

Pulled up to my house, with neighbor's boyfriend (late fifties, banana hammock and t-shirt from LuLu's in Gulf Shores) sitting outside on a chair. I turn off the bike, he looks at me and says "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Desmo moto, baby! Did you know Ducati (implying singular person) got his doctorate from that motor? Yeah!"


I said... "No.", and went inside. 

He was probably referring to Fabio Taglioni.

http://www.ducati.com/heritage/protagonisti/protagonisti_taglioni.jhtml

[Enzoman]

I had a guy say to me "I'm surprised your Ducati doesn't have shaft drive". Anyone ever have the shaft drive vs. chain drive argument?

[JOCKEY750]

PERSON: "why you got a duc on yo motorbike!!"



ME: "the first three letter's (me pointing to the tank) spell duc, so slang/street terminology for a ducati is "duc".  you know like "i ride a duc""

PERSON: "that doesn't make a lot of sense"

ME "ya i can see the potential for confusion there"

[Aflac]

This one always gets me LMAO



question:Are you in insurance?
my answer: Why YES let me draft up a contract and you give me a $200.00 down payment....