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Have you ever wanted to date your cousin?

Started by soapyloving, April 09, 2009, 07:33:53 PM

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ducatiz

#30
April 10, 2009, 06:04:44 AM
Only 1st cousin dating is sketchy, past that, and it's a miracle you even know each other.

And with the rate of infidelity, if you stay in your home town/city, there is a good chance you'll end up friends or marrying someone you're related to.

One study found 15% of children were sired by someone other than their legal father.
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KnightofNi

#31
April 10, 2009, 06:20:40 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 10, 2009, 05:24:58 AM
Laws typically only cover to the 2nd cousin.

JM
Quote from: Jobu on April 10, 2009, 05:29:14 AM
I didn't know they had laws concerning that kind of thing............. in Western NC.   :P  ;D

even alabama had laws

3rd cousins is legal!

and speaking of 3rd cousins...i have twin 3rd cousins that are redheads.
i didn't live near that side of the family so i didn't see them until a few years ago. too bad we were at a funeral and were introduced by my gandmother.  [laugh]
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#32
April 10, 2009, 07:43:42 AM
my 1st cousin in law is smokin' hot, and close to my age. So what do I do? I help her dad beat the no good guys away with a stick. Kinda like a sister when they are 1st-cousins. never once thought about romance, gross.

El Matador

#33
April 10, 2009, 07:53:22 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on April 10, 2009, 06:04:44 AM
Only 1st cousin dating is sketchy, past that, and it's a miracle you even know each other.

And with the rate of infidelity, if you stay in your home town/city, there is a good chance you'll end up friends or marrying someone you're related to.

One study found 15% of children were sired by someone other than their legal father.

Whenever my wife gets preggers, I'm getting a DNA test. No matter what.

NAKID

#34
April 10, 2009, 07:53:55 AM
Quote from: ato memphis on April 10, 2009, 07:43:42 AM
never once thought about romance, gross.

Who said anything about romance?  ;D
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DCXCV

#35
April 10, 2009, 08:14:56 AM
Quote from: hiker on April 09, 2009, 08:37:45 PM
Similar thing happened to me. Was at a nightclub. Chatted up a chick. She mentioned where her family is from. I put 2 and 2 together. It turned out she is my mother's cousin's mother's niece.

And that was it.  Haven't seen her since.

No one has pointed this out in three pages?

His mother's "cousin's mother" = mother's aunt.  Her niece is your mother.  Don't date your mother.  Freak.
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junior varsity

#36
April 10, 2009, 08:33:01 AM
she could have more than one niece. then, not your mother, but simply your aunt. still gross.

KnightofNi

#37
April 10, 2009, 08:37:41 AM
Quote from: ato memphis on April 10, 2009, 08:33:01 AM
she could have more than one niece. then, not your mother, but simply your aunt. still gross.

but what if she's hot?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

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#38
April 10, 2009, 08:40:42 AM
 this thread is creepy

Triple J

#39
April 10, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
Quote from: El Matador on April 10, 2009, 07:53:22 AM
Whenever my wife gets preggers, I'm getting a DNA test. No matter what.

That should go over well...especially with all the crazy preggo hormones!  [laugh]

El Matador

#40
April 10, 2009, 08:50:58 AM
Quote from: Triple J on April 10, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
That should go over well...especially with all the crazy preggo hormones!  [laugh]

That will not be disclosed. Desmolu keeps telling me that she'll warn whatever unfortunate girl I end up conning into marrying me.

KnightofNi

#41
April 10, 2009, 09:00:31 AM
Quote from: El Matador on April 10, 2009, 08:50:58 AM
That will not be disclosed. Desmolu keeps telling me that she'll warn whatever unfortunate girl I end up conning into marrying me.

what? she's not willing to marry you?


and what does this have to do with boning your cousin?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DCXCV

#42
April 10, 2009, 09:29:18 AM
Quote from: ato memphis on April 10, 2009, 08:33:01 AM
she could have more than one niece. then, not your mother, but simply your aunt. still gross.
Actually, it could be a niece to the aunt on the in-law's side in which case there would be no immediate blood relation at all, only a relation by marriage.  But i thought it should be pointed out that hie might be talking about his mom.  i'm just here to help.  ;D
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ducatiz

#43
April 10, 2009, 09:35:58 AM
seems like a lot of ppl trying to justify screwing their cousins.....


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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

VisceralReaction

#44
April 10, 2009, 09:43:20 AM
Gads I remember studying all this in anthropology years ago, having to trace matriarchal and patriarchal lines etc.
Man it was hard to think about but on paper made more sense. I do seem to remember the professor saying something
about the USA being one of only a few countries that have this social problem with marrying cousins.
It's funny now to see it here with the "gross" comments  ;D
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