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Author Topic: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread  (Read 91451 times)
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« Reply #210 on: September 18, 2012, 01:53:53 AM »
this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison
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« Reply #211 on: September 18, 2012, 02:26:27 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on September 18, 2012, 01:53:53 AM
this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison
you don't want to know what is used to make the taffy though
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« Reply #212 on: September 18, 2012, 02:31:43 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on September 18, 2012, 01:53:53 AM
this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison
...and an insult to the Pez community.
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« Reply #213 on: September 18, 2012, 03:40:35 AM »
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« Reply #214 on: September 27, 2012, 04:24:30 AM »
Banning self for posting a Yoko Ono track

eternal hell for me would be more than 30 seconds of Yoko "singing".....

accompanied by a "free jazz" quartet......

while trapped in a gallery showing nothing but Jackson Pollock's paintings.....

with my ex-wife at my side
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« Reply #215 on: September 27, 2012, 05:12:38 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on September 27, 2012, 04:24:30 AM
Banning self for posting a Yoko Ono track
I really think the Official Rules should be amended to include this transgression amongst the most serious of posting offences.

You sick, sick bastard RAT  laughingdp.
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« Reply #216 on: September 27, 2012, 06:10:05 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 27, 2012, 05:12:38 AM
I really theink the Official Rules should be amended to include this transgression amongst the most serious of posting offences.

You sick, sick bastard RAT  laughingdp.



indeed seal-clubbing footage would be preferable to her caterwauling ....not to mention the ugly reminder that Lennon was not immune from being

another jackwagon dude sacking his credibility

for some poozle that smelled right to him
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« Reply #217 on: September 28, 2012, 10:03:17 AM »
I'll just sit her for a minute or few for the VEET review in the joke thread...
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« Reply #218 on: December 18, 2012, 02:27:12 PM »
Banning myself for posting an overwhelmingly controversial political question.
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« Reply #219 on: August 22, 2013, 03:02:59 AM »
I am a political prisoner of me and my big mouth.
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« Reply #220 on: September 30, 2013, 04:21:34 PM »
make the beast with two backs the world, I'm inventing a plague this weekend
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« Reply #221 on: September 30, 2013, 04:26:09 PM »
Quote from: lethe on September 30, 2013, 04:21:34 PM
make the beast with two backs the world, I'm inventing a plague this weekend
That won't get you banned.
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
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"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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« Reply #222 on: September 30, 2013, 04:28:28 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2013, 04:26:09 PM
That won't get you banned.
If I keep getting myself riled up about selfish people I may.
I just wrote a bit nastier response to someone over on ADVrider than I would ever here.
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« Reply #223 on: September 30, 2013, 04:30:27 PM »
Can I provide an address to send said plague to?
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« Reply #224 on: September 30, 2013, 04:33:43 PM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on September 30, 2013, 04:30:27 PM
Can I provide an address to send said plague to?
I soften up and foolishly regain hope for mankind well before I can ever start such a thing
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