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Slide Panda

April 30, 2009, 08:26:49 AM
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Good for some laughs...

Text only, but if you have a very strict internet filter/policies then it'll be NSFW due to swear words and the like
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

ZLTFUL

#1
April 30, 2009, 08:30:47 AM
Discovered this a few days ago...I also discovered that you shouldn't read it while people are walking by your office and you are laughing hysterically at what you just read...
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2012 Panigale 1199
2003 KTM 640 Adventure

Monsterlover

#2
April 30, 2009, 08:32:55 AM
"Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city."

[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Grampa

#3
April 30, 2009, 08:36:28 AM
a  Hayden brother?

(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Labels: (410)


Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Slide Panda

#4
April 30, 2009, 08:53:58 AM
"(714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality."

-I need to make this... worth Billions... billions...
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Ash

#5
April 30, 2009, 09:03:22 AM
 I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

erkishhorde

#6
April 30, 2009, 09:35:41 AM
(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

What's a ginger? Redhead?
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

Slide Panda

#7
April 30, 2009, 09:37:52 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on April 30, 2009, 09:35:41 AM
What's a ginger? Redhead?

Yeah - UK'ism for redheads.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Rev. Millertime

#8
April 30, 2009, 09:39:16 AM
Some of my favs:

(614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.


(503): PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
(515): Ur type is ready and willing


(406): So, how was the dinner
(1-406): Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.


(417): He has such a weird drunk-voice.
(1-417): dude, he's deaf.


(617): So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

erkishhorde

#9
April 30, 2009, 10:03:53 AM
801): hey, what are you doing tonight?
(646): sleeping, g'night!
(801): but i wanted to see you :(
(646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
(646): stop - you have a right hand - use it!
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

Le Pirate

#10
April 30, 2009, 10:45:30 AM
(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk


[laugh]
....................

Jobu

#11
April 30, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
(301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

:-X  [laugh]
(@  )( @ )

redxblack

#12
April 30, 2009, 08:35:08 PM
(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

Sinister

#13
April 30, 2009, 08:57:29 PM
(310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
(323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
(310): oh, so thats why my junks red.
(323): wow. cant help you there...
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

erkishhorde

#14
April 30, 2009, 09:38:30 PM
(973): On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!
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