Horse 1, Jess 0

Started by GAAN, June 28, 2009, 06:56:00 PM

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Charlief

Quote from: JBubble on June 29, 2009, 06:02:34 PM
Because of some comments I made in another thread, he's finding joy in the fact that I got hurt.

To the contrary...  I find no joy in others getting hurt.  I really do wish you a speedy recovery.

JBubble

Quote from: Charlief on June 29, 2009, 06:09:36 PM
To the contrary...  I find no joy in others getting hurt.  I really do wish you a speedy recovery.

But you think I deserved it yes? Thus the karma comment?

Statler

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Statler

so a string walks into a bar and asks for a drink.   the bartender says we don't serve strings here you have to leave...
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Slide Panda

#79
I don't get it...

Tell some lawyer joke Stat...
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Statler

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Grampa

 slight jack



my brother bought one the other day


tomorrow I test ride it [moto]


back to TDI
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Charlief

wow...now this is a bad joke!

and the next string walks in and decides to be polite.....







I'll let you finish it!


ducpainter

I love the string joke.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Statler

slightly dejected, the string walks down the street to another bar and goes in and asks for a drink.

The bartender looks at him and yells Hey!  we don't serve strings here....get out.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

GAAN

what I find funny besides the idea that a magical force that permeates the world balancing out thoughts, speech, and actions to the arbitrary standard of individuals exists

is that I made the shitty comments in that thread charlief

have a nice day

bigiain

A horse walks into a bar.

JBub points and says "That's him!"

Obsessed makes shoes out of the horse...

big

hbliam

Quote from: Statler on June 29, 2009, 06:11:19 PM
oh knock it off.

Seriously. This new pattern is getting old.

Back to your bruised self. This thread is worthless without pics. I wanna see the horse. I want to see the bruises. Thrown in a pic of the puppy while your at it.

NAKID

Quote from: Obsessed? on June 29, 2009, 05:24:04 PM
Just got back to the world and found this thread.

Glad to hear you're basically okay, Jess!  [thumbsup]

Remeber: bad horses make good shoes.



Dude, those totally like the shoes I was issued back in book camp. Still have them. Wore them a couple weeks ago for a retirement ceremony...
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

the_Journeyman

Heal up Jess!  Sorry to hear about your misfortune in your equine adventures!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.