food theft

[Ash]

this whole page just.... smells icky.

edit: greaaaat.  new page   

[Popeye the Sailor]

i guess you could make it out of ex-lax chocolates.

that would do a number on him.

a number "2"

I'm fairly sure that qualifies as assault.....

[Buckethead]

I'm fairly sure that qualifies as assault.....

Depends on your creative writing abilities.

"I had clients coming in from the midwest. I wanted to take them out for steaks, but as I'm *almost* a vegetarian, I knew that the steaks would bind me up. I made some brownies and kept them by my desk just in case. I didn't think anyone would try to eat them. I mean, they were in my private fridge. Who would eat anything from under someone else's desk, your honor?"

Ask me how I know. 

[Bun-bun]

i guess you could make it out of ex-lax chocolates.

In military school, my mother would send me care packages of brownies. The senior class pukes that delivered the mail would go thru our care packages and eat or take anything they wanted. After 2 packages of brownies were intercepted, my mom sent a package of brownies with a couple of boxes of Ex-lax mixed into them. The sight of half of the upper class running for the shitters every ten minutes was totally worth not getting my brownies.

[ducatiz]

I'm fairly sure that qualifies as assault.....

not in any legal system which I've worked in.

if someone is stealing your stuff, then generally whatever happens to them is their fault, except where the harm is a lethal trap such as a spring gun.

eating poo or ex-lax isn't lethal.

[ducatiz]

     In military school, my mother would send me care packages of brownies. The senior class pukes that delivered the mail would go thru our care packages and eat or take anything they wanted. After 2 packages of brownies were intercepted, my mom sent a package of brownies with a couple of boxes of Ex-lax mixed into them. The sight of half of the upper class running for the shitters every ten minutes was totally worth not getting my brownies.

please post pics.   

[Popeye the Sailor]

not in any legal system which I've worked in.

if someone is stealing your stuff, then generally whatever happens to them is their fault, except where the harm is a lethal trap such as a spring gun.

eating poo or ex-lax isn't lethal.

It doesn't have to be lethal to be assault.

While they should be eating the stuff in the first place, putting out unfit food with the expectation others will eat it, sounds like cause harm with the intent to cause harm. While I doubt it would really stick, it's enough to make ones life more difficult than a missing energy drink.

[ducatiz]

It doesn't have to be lethal to be assault.

While they should be eating the stuff in the first place, putting out unfit food with the expectation others will eat it, sounds like cause harm with the intent to cause harm. While I doubt it would really stick, it's enough to make ones life more difficult than a missing energy drink.

it's true (lethality) but there is the requirement of directional intent of touching, and in this case, the "harmed" party would be initiating the touching, not the owner of the fridge.

in other words, once you step across the threshold and cause the touching, then you can't claim assault.

same thing if you break into someone's house and they beat you with a frying pan.

if you're stealing from someone's fridge and eat their science experiment, then whatever happens to you is your fault, not theirs.

[Howie]

I'm fairly sure that qualifies as assault.....

Only if you get caught

[KnightofNi]

It doesn't have to be lethal to be assault.

While they should be eating the stuff in the first place, putting out unfit food with the expectation others will eat it, sounds like cause harm with the intent to cause harm. While I doubt it would really stick, it's enough to make ones life more difficult than a missing energy drink.

it's more than 1 energy drink. it's food from many people. multiple drinks, and some food from my fridge.

i'm still not going to subject anyone to eating poo. ex-lax mabe. ipicac possibly, just no poo.

[NAKID]

Combo of ipecac AND exlax!

[silvy1200]

damn, everybody is just plain mean! i'll go the different route and suggest you write a small lie that basically states you have diabetes or some other medical problem. so i suggest you write this in both English AND Spanish to avoid any confusion.

“Por favor no tome o coma nada de este refrigerador. Tengo un problema medico que requiere que mantenga mi nivel de azucar en la sangre estable. Esta comida y bebidas me ayudan mantenerme saludable. Gracias.”

TRANSLATED-
Please don't drink or eat anything out of this refrigerator. I have a medical condition that requires me to keep a stable blood sugar level. This food and drinks help me stay healthy. Thanks.




let me know if you need anything else translated 

[Rameses]

DON'T FALL FOR IT KNIGHT!!!


That actually translates to "Please do not leave any food in this refrigerator.  I have a medical problem which requires me to eat as little as possible.  By eating and drinking all of this you will help me live.  Thanks."

Silvy, you should be ashamed of yourself.   

[the_Journeyman]

Check your Spanish Rameses, I read it as Silvy said it was & Babelfish agrees with Silvy's translation ~

JM

[KnightofNi]

Check your Spanish Rameses, I read it as Silvy said it was & Babelfish agrees with Silvy's translation ~

JM

yeah, but that's not as funny as ramesesseseeeees insinuating that silvy was trying to pull a fast one on me.