Twilight

[GAAN]

When is the next movie

I need to see what happenes to bella and edward

[NAKID]

Did you just see the movie?

New one comes out Nov 20th.

But......


My wife has read all of the books and says you won't find out what happens to them for about another 4 movies...

[GAAN]

I got drunk

and

went to the beach with jess, a buddy of mine and his wife

we all three knew nothing of edward

then

we went to the store for beer and wine and breakfast fixin's

when we got back to the beach house there was a "twilight" movie in the bag

curious we popped it in the DVD player

cuz for realz who doesn't like a vampire movie?

now

it is a disease much like vampirism

Jess has all 4 books and I will end up watching the next movie

because I am weak

[LMT]

Nothing happens!  The writer is LDS and nothing happens.  A student once called Twilight gay.  It would have been better with gay vampires.  That said, I did read all 4 books.  I had to know how it happened.

[hbliam]

Nothing happens!  The writer is LDS and nothing happens.  A student once called Twilight gay.  It would have been better with gay vampires.  That said, I did read all 4 books.  I had to know how it happened.

What does that have to do with anything?

[NAKID]

What does that have to do with anything?

I was gonna say the same thing...

[IZ]

Meaning..it's the exact opposite of HBO's True Blood.

[Slide Panda]

You guys got sucked in my that Drek!?  Ungh.. it's written for adolescent girls...  Vampires 'sparkle', he's not bad, he's just misunderstood, he's soooooo pretty - bleh.

If you want some good vampire books, there's a number out there. If you want something in that vague fiction vein, (oh terrible pun) but not necessarily vampires - look up Jim Butchers Dresden Files
http://www.jim-butcher.com/books/dresden/

[the_Journeyman]

My favorite scene from the movie is when Alice jumps on that dude's back and rips his head off ~

JM

[krolik]

+1 to the Dresden Files. 

[LMT]

What does that have to do with anything?

No disrespect meant by pointing out that she is LDS.  Just saying that there is zero sex. It is chaste and all that. 

I have sat in the window seat that Joseph Smith was shot out of.  I am requested for all Red Cross training at by Deseret Industries. 

[GAAN]

dammit

so no vampire gang bangs?

lame

[NAKID]

No disrespect meant by pointing out that she is LDS.  Just saying that there is zero sex. It is chaste and all that. 

Apparently in Breaking Dawn (the last book) they do have sex.

[cyrus buelton]

read the books

[LMT]

Apparently in Breaking Dawn (the last book) they do have sex.

At the honeymoon.