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Started by GAAN, July 16, 2009, 01:21:03 AM

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ducatiz

#105
July 18, 2009, 05:28:46 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

my cousin owns a medical supply company, i can get you one cheap

what species do you want?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

lilysmama

#106
July 18, 2009, 07:15:26 PM
Quote from: shyster on July 18, 2009, 05:28:46 PM
my cousin owns a medical supply company, i can get you one cheap

what species do you want?

Please, do not encourage him.
My "ride" info:
1964 BP white

ducatiz

#107
July 18, 2009, 07:21:08 PM
Quote from: lilysmama on July 18, 2009, 07:15:26 PM
Please, do not encourage him.

i don't think they sell human vaginas, but i know they have cow, horse, pig and goat cooters in a jar.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

lilysmama

#108
July 18, 2009, 07:21:56 PM
Quote from: shyster on July 18, 2009, 07:21:08 PM
i don't think they sell human vaginas, but i know they have cow, horse, pig and goat cooters in a jar.

The eww factor of that is just beyond words.
My "ride" info:
1964 BP white

ducatiz

#109
July 18, 2009, 07:25:33 PM
Quote from: lilysmama on July 18, 2009, 07:21:56 PM
The eww factor of that is just beyond words.

well bp said he's gonna stay home all the time when he gets one
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Porsche Monkey

#110
July 19, 2009, 09:50:22 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


I believe the world would be a better place if Joel never left his house.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

DesmoLu

#111
July 19, 2009, 11:13:13 AM
Quote from: El Matador on July 17, 2009, 08:56:30 PM
As soon as it was apparent that Lucrece was fine and didn't suffer any damage, the first thought that crossed my mind was: sweet! new bike

I'm a horrible person

Rejoicing in the death of a loved one?!?! FOR SHAME!  >:(

Gus Duc

#112
July 19, 2009, 02:59:47 PM
I like my OEM pipes & closed lid better than full Arrow carbons & an open lid..........& I'm not old [cheeky]

IZ

#113
July 19, 2009, 08:34:51 PM
The only thing that kept me interested and awake during Harry Potter last night was Emma Watson (Hermione). 
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Scotzman

#114
July 19, 2009, 09:21:01 PM
I was actually anxious to see Harry Potter, but disappointed because it left out alot from the book.
"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

zarn02

#115
July 19, 2009, 09:34:28 PM
Thanks to the limited selection of English programs on Korean TV, I have now seen almost all of 'Sex and the City.'
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

hankthe8th

#116
July 20, 2009, 09:29:02 AM
The ventilation at my work pumps air from our break into the main bathroom (luckily not the other way around). Sometimes when I go to the bathroom I wonder if I'm smelling someone's really good lunch, or if I'm smelling some really good poo. I am confused.

KnightofNi

#117
July 20, 2009, 11:03:45 AM
Quote from: blac9 on July 18, 2009, 05:54:38 AM
Alright, this is a tough one. I've been to a ...


Vanilla Ice concert. Be gentle.


i've seen him live 4 times. they have all been within the past 7 years in local bars.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DesmoLu

#118
July 20, 2009, 11:24:44 AM
This thread is starting to get a little sad and a little scary.

GAAN

#119
July 20, 2009, 12:35:56 PM
Quote from: DesmoLu on July 20, 2009, 11:24:44 AM
This thread is starting to get a little sad and a little scary.

says the girl sleeping with Jesus
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