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Started by GAAN, July 16, 2009, 01:21:03 AM

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El Matador

#120
July 20, 2009, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 20, 2009, 12:35:56 PM
says the girl sleeping with Jesus

Hey! a lot of people pride themselves in having let Jesus inside of them and becoming one with Him

GAAN

#121
July 20, 2009, 12:45:20 PM
Quote from: El Matador on July 20, 2009, 12:41:00 PM
Hey! a lot of people pride themselves in having let Jesus inside of them and becoming one with Him

[laugh]

cyrus buelton

#122
July 20, 2009, 12:53:00 PM
I stalled my bike on the way to work this morning.

that's a bad case of the Monday's.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

herm

#123
July 20, 2009, 04:55:20 PM
when i still owned my FJ40,........i was jealous of how available jeep parts were.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

ducatiz

#124
July 20, 2009, 07:29:07 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 20, 2009, 12:53:00 PM
I stalled my bike on the way to work this morning.

that's a bad case of the Monday's.

and it was your 10 speed too..
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

hihhs

#125
July 20, 2009, 08:58:37 PM
I put the baffles BACK IN my tergmis

Ohh the shame :'(
Monster 1100

KnightofNi

#126
July 21, 2009, 09:53:34 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 20, 2009, 12:53:00 PM
I stalled my bike on the way to work this morning.

that's a bad case of the Monday's.

i did that at the track a few weeks ago.
nothing to be ashamed of. it happens to the best of us (i hope)
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducrider45

#127
July 22, 2009, 11:24:17 AM
The girl next door is a Baltimore Ravins Cheerleader. I put my bike out just to hear her ask me "when can I ride?" I think that my wife is catching on though.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

GAAN

#128
July 22, 2009, 12:12:10 PM
must I say it?

NAKID

#129
July 22, 2009, 12:29:47 PM
If you won't I will.

TTIUWOP
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Porsche Monkey

#130
July 22, 2009, 05:55:19 PM
I am staying in the ghetto in Atlanta. I was told not to go out at night. I could use the exitement though.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

ducpainter

#131
July 22, 2009, 06:52:12 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 22, 2009, 05:55:19 PM
I am staying in the ghetto in Atlanta. I was told not to go out at night. I could use the exitement though.
Atlanta...

Texas...

Is there a difference?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Porsche Monkey

#132
July 22, 2009, 06:54:52 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 22, 2009, 06:52:12 PM
Atlanta...

Texas...

Is there a difference?


Guess I walked right into that one.  [bang]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

ducpainter

#133
July 22, 2009, 07:02:14 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 22, 2009, 06:54:52 PM

Guess I walked right into that one.  [bang]
:P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


swampduc

#134
July 22, 2009, 07:29:41 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 22, 2009, 06:52:12 PM
Atlanta...

Texas...

Is there a difference?
Alright, I'm watchin' you, yankee >:(

















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