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« Reply #135 on: July 22, 2009, 06:34:57 PM »
Quote from: swampduc on July 22, 2009, 06:29:41 PM
Alright, I'm watchin' you, yankee Angry
 
















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« Reply #136 on: July 22, 2009, 06:54:59 PM »
i am the one your mother warned you about
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« Reply #137 on: July 22, 2009, 06:56:30 PM »
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i am the one your mother warned you about
you don't scare me.
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« Reply #138 on: July 22, 2009, 06:59:57 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on July 22, 2009, 06:56:30 PM
you don't scare me.

sure, when i am almost an hour away.....
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« Reply #139 on: July 23, 2009, 01:02:59 AM »
Quote from: herm on July 22, 2009, 06:54:59 PM
i am the one your mother warned you about

 laughingdp i don't think so
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« Reply #140 on: July 23, 2009, 05:55:05 PM »
Quote from: NAKID on July 22, 2009, 11:29:47 AM
If you won't I will.

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I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.  waytogo
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« Reply #141 on: July 23, 2009, 06:04:43 PM »
Quote from: ducrider45 on July 23, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.  waytogo

That must be brutal. Be strong my friend.
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« Reply #142 on: July 23, 2009, 06:32:53 PM »
I just ordered room service in this make the beast with two backsing hotel and ended up paying $22.59 for a make the beast with two backsing hamburger, fries, and glass of water. Wasn't even that good.  bang head
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« Reply #143 on: July 23, 2009, 06:33:44 PM »
Quote from: ducrider45 on July 23, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.  waytogo

Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later.  It'll be nostalgic.   Grin

Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.

My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other).  All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!"  Wild party, good times had by all.   Shocked
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« Reply #144 on: July 23, 2009, 06:40:43 PM »
Quote from: River on July 23, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later.  It'll be nostalgic.   Grin

Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.

My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other).  All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!"  Wild party, good times had by all.   Shocked


Not everybodies wife is as even tempered as you. Maybe mine would be more understanding if I signed her up for yoga classes.
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« Reply #145 on: July 23, 2009, 07:26:14 PM »
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 23, 2009, 06:40:43 PM

Not everybodies wife is as even tempered as you. Maybe mine would be more understanding if I signed her up for yoga classes.

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« Reply #146 on: July 23, 2009, 07:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 23, 2009, 06:32:53 PM
I just ordered room service in this make the beast with two backsing hotel and ended up paying $22.59 for a make the beast with two backsing hamburger, fries, and glass of water. Wasn't even that good.  bang head

I once ordered room service in Japan and paid over $60 (well my company did) for a plate of steamed vegetables that I had to throw out because it had butter on it, despite their assurances beforehand that it would be plain.  Tongue
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« Reply #147 on: July 24, 2009, 04:52:49 AM »
After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).
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« Reply #148 on: July 24, 2009, 09:12:30 AM »
Quote from: Speedbag on July 24, 2009, 04:52:49 AM
After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).

I saw one in a dealership yesterday, myself. You're right, they look better in person.

Still look goofy, though. Tongue
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« Reply #149 on: July 24, 2009, 12:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Speedbag on July 24, 2009, 04:52:49 AM
After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).


I have seen one too.  Interesting bike that doesn't look half bad. If I was to stray from the Ducati brand it would be a 675 limited edition though.
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