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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Reply #150 on:
July 24, 2009, 01:26:38 PM »
Yeah, I liked it. Quite a bit. A little quirky in appearance but nothing like pictures seem to indicate. 146 HP doesn't hurt either.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 24, 2009, 01:37:47 PM »
Quote from: River on July 23, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later. It'll be nostalgic.
Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.
My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other). All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!" Wild party, good times had by all.
That would end with death to ducrider45. I got caught looking once; Holly crap was that bad. and the 21yo NFL cheerleader knows I was looking too. She always has to bend over and show her stuff every time I pull up to the house. She always has on a short skirt or summer dress with nothing under it. Its so bad that when my wife is around I just call it out before it happens. " hey look at the Cheerleader girly parts" It is nice to see, but not so good for the home life.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 24, 2009, 08:49:07 PM »
So, are you
HAPPILY
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July 25, 2009, 06:30:14 AM »
Where do you live ducrider? Beers on the front porch tonight? I'm buying.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 25, 2009, 07:24:26 AM »
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 25, 2009, 06:30:14 AM
Where do you live ducrider? Beers on the front porch tonight? I'm buying.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 27, 2009, 11:00:34 AM »
She threw a party last summer and I got invited. Several of the other girls showed up and a few of the players (I thought that they were not allowed to date). At the last second my wife said that she did not want to go. I walked next door and had a great time. I think that this is what started the issue.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 27, 2009, 03:16:43 PM »
Quote from: River on July 23, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.
My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other). All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!" Wild party, good times had by all.
My wife seems to understand this point. We've been working a folk dance festival the last 10 days. Lots of scantily clad women walking around. I got reminded I was "boob gazing" not because it pissed her off but because I was being obvious
We also people watch. The most common phrase between us at the late night parties was "there's Miss Shorty-shorts."
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I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome
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I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
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Jim Steinman penned & recorded that prior to Marvin recording that on the Bat II album. It was originally titled "Love & Death of an American Guitar" IIRC. Ok, there's my confession, the fact I know that much about Meatloaf & Steiman could possibly be embarrassing.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 27, 2009, 05:09:41 PM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on July 27, 2009, 03:16:43 PM
Jim Steinman - The Storm / Guitar
he reminds me of the hermit rant starting at 0:52
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 29, 2009, 07:12:00 AM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on July 27, 2009, 03:16:43 PM
My wife seems to understand this point. We've been working a folk dance festival the last 10 days. Lots of scantily clad women walking around. I got reminded I was "boob gazing" not because it pissed her off but because I was being obvious
We also people watch. The most common phrase between us at the late night parties was "there's Miss Shorty-shorts."
Jim Steinman penned & recorded that prior to Marvin recording that on the Bat II album. It was originally titled "Love & Death of an American Guitar" IIRC. Ok, there's my confession, the fact I know that much about Meatloaf & Steiman could possibly be embarrassing.
Jim Steinman - The Storm / Guitar
JM
Well it is a bit odd in my case. If I get cought looking at a hot girl at the mall I never hear the end of it. But lets say that the same hot girl is observed doing some activity such as working out or even yard work; my wife will point her out. She wouls say " hey look at the ass on that girl" or " did you see how nice her body was". I dont get it.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 29, 2009, 07:33:18 AM »
Quote from: ducrider45 on July 29, 2009, 07:12:00 AM
" hey look at the ass on that girl" or " did you see how nice her body was".
to which you always reply " huh where ? "
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 30, 2009, 05:12:40 AM »
Quote from: causeofkaos on July 29, 2009, 07:33:18 AM
to which you always reply " huh where ? "
Or, "I'm sorry babe. I wasn't paying attention. What did you say about a threesome?"
Then again, that might not turn out well.
I for one have my wife on record saying that she would like to have Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel join us. Although, she didn't use language that was that polite. I kinda got excited.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Reply #161 on:
August 09, 2009, 12:19:59 PM »
Your wife has great taste!
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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August 09, 2009, 12:21:46 PM »
The latest confession is that I am hooked on the "Mafia Wars" game on Facebook.
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Quote from: ducrider45 on August 09, 2009, 12:21:46 PM
The latest confession is that I am hooked on the "Mafia Wars" game on Facebook.
I'm dig'n on farmville right now
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I am a very bad, bad person.
I attempted to drive-off yesterday.
After filling my S2R with 5.5 gallons, I started to leave, but was caught. I tried to claim that I paid by showing the clerk a reciept for 2.4 gallons.
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