Closet Internet Confessions

Started by GAAN, July 16, 2009, 01:21:03 AM

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Speedbag

Yeah, I liked it. Quite a bit. A little quirky in appearance but nothing like pictures seem to indicate. 146 HP doesn't hurt either.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

ducrider45

#151
Quote from: River on July 23, 2009, 07:33:44 PM
Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later.  It'll be nostalgic.   ;D

Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.

My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other).  All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!"  Wild party, good times had by all.   :o
That would end with death to ducrider45. I got caught looking once; Holly crap was that bad. and the 21yo NFL cheerleader knows I was looking too. She always has to bend over and show her stuff every time I pull up to the house. She always has on a short skirt or summer dress with nothing under it. Its so bad that when my wife is around I just call it out before it happens. " hey look at the Cheerleader girly parts" It is nice to see, but not so good for the home life. [evil]
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Where do you live ducrider? Beers on the front porch tonight?  I'm buying.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
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Triple J

Quote from: Ducaholic on July 25, 2009, 07:30:14 AM
Where do you live ducrider? Beers on the front porch tonight?  I'm buying.

[laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]

ducrider45

She threw a party last summer and I got invited. Several of the other girls showed up and a few of the players (I thought that they were not allowed to date). At the last second my wife said that she did not want to go. I walked next door and had a great time. I think that this is what started the issue.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


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the_Journeyman

Quote from: River on July 23, 2009, 07:33:44 PM
Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.

My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other).  All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!"  Wild party, good times had by all.   :o

My wife seems to understand this point.  We've been working a folk dance festival the last 10 days.  Lots of scantily clad women walking around.  I got reminded I was "boob gazing" not because it pissed her off but because I was being obvious  [laugh]  We also people watch.  The most common phrase between us at the late night parties was "there's Miss Shorty-shorts."

Quote from: ryandalling on July 17, 2009, 08:01:25 AM
I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome
And a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was so dark and rich, like wild BERRIES
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward,
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes
That I had never even heard before

.................. Oh, I like Meatloaf.


Jim Steinman penned & recorded that prior to Marvin recording that on the Bat II album.  It was originally titled "Love & Death of an American Guitar" IIRC.  Ok, there's my confession, the fact I know that much about Meatloaf & Steiman could possibly be embarrassing.

Jim Steinman - The Storm / Guitar

JM

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ducrider45

Quote from: the_Journeyman on July 27, 2009, 04:16:43 PM
My wife seems to understand this point.  We've been working a folk dance festival the last 10 days.  Lots of scantily clad women walking around.  I got reminded I was "boob gazing" not because it pissed her off but because I was being obvious  [laugh]  We also people watch.  The most common phrase between us at the late night parties was "there's Miss Shorty-shorts."

Jim Steinman penned & recorded that prior to Marvin recording that on the Bat II album.  It was originally titled "Love & Death of an American Guitar" IIRC.  Ok, there's my confession, the fact I know that much about Meatloaf & Steiman could possibly be embarrassing.

Jim Steinman - The Storm / Guitar

JM


Well it is a bit odd in my case. If I get cought looking at a hot girl at the mall I never hear the end of it. But lets say that the same hot girl is observed doing some activity such as working out or even yard work; my wife will point her out. She wouls say " hey look at the ass on that girl" or " did you see how nice her body was". I dont get it.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


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causeofkaos

Quote from: ducrider45 on July 29, 2009, 08:12:00 AM
" hey look at the ass on that girl" or " did you see how nice her body was". 
to which you always reply " huh where ? "
Favorite convo i read on this board
"PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN"
"F**K U IT HAPPENED"

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moto-zen

#160
Quote from: causeofkaos on July 29, 2009, 08:33:18 AM
to which you always reply " huh where ? "
Or, "I'm sorry babe. I wasn't paying attention. What did you say about a threesome?"  ;D Then again, that might not turn out well.
I for one have my wife on record saying that she would like to have Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel join us. Although, she didn't use language that was that polite. I kinda got excited.  [evil]
The democracy will cease to exist  when you
take away from those who are willing to work and
give to those who are not. - Thomas Jefferson

ducrider45

Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

ducrider45

The latest confession is that I am hooked on the "Mafia Wars" game on Facebook.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

Grampa

Quote from: ducrider45 on August 09, 2009, 01:21:46 PM
The latest confession is that I am hooked on the "Mafia Wars" game on Facebook.

I'm dig'n on farmville right now  [laugh]
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So I went solo.  -Me

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Bick

I am a very bad, bad person.

I attempted to drive-off yesterday.

After filling my S2R with 5.5 gallons, I started to leave, but was caught.  I tried to claim that I paid by showing the clerk a reciept for 2.4 gallons.
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