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ducpainter
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Reply #135 on:
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Quote from: swampduc on July 22, 2009, 06:29:41 PM
Alright, I'm watchin' you, yankee
I'm biting my tongue.
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i
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Quote from: herm on July 22, 2009, 06:54:59 PM
i
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you don't scare me.
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
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"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: ducpainter on July 22, 2009, 06:56:30 PM
you don't scare me.
sure, when i am almost an hour away.....
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Quote from: herm on July 22, 2009, 06:54:59 PM
i
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i don't think so
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: NAKID on July 22, 2009, 11:29:47 AM
If you won't I will.
TTIUWOP
I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.
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July 23, 2009, 06:04:43 PM »
Quote from: ducrider45 on July 23, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.
That must be brutal. Be strong my friend.
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 23, 2009, 06:32:53 PM »
I just ordered room service in this make the beast with two backsing hotel and ended up paying $22.59 for a make the beast with two backsing hamburger, fries, and glass of water. Wasn't even that good.
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: ducrider45 on July 23, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.
Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later. It'll be nostalgic.
Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.
My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other). All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!" Wild party, good times had by all.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: River on July 23, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later. It'll be nostalgic.
Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.
My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other). All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!" Wild party, good times had by all.
Not everybodies wife is as even tempered as you. Maybe mine would be more understanding if I signed her up for yoga classes.
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: Ducaholic on July 23, 2009, 06:40:43 PM
Not everybodies wife is as even tempered as you. Maybe mine would be more understanding if I signed her up for yoga classes.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: Ducaholic on July 23, 2009, 06:32:53 PM
I just ordered room service in this make the beast with two backsing hotel and ended up paying $22.59 for a make the beast with two backsing hamburger, fries, and glass of water. Wasn't even that good.
I once ordered room service in Japan and paid over $60 (well my company did) for a plate of steamed vegetables that I had to throw out because it had butter on it, despite their assurances beforehand that it would be plain.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: Speedbag on July 24, 2009, 04:52:49 AM
After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).
I saw one in a dealership yesterday, myself. You're right, they look better in person.
Still look goofy, though.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: Speedbag on July 24, 2009, 04:52:49 AM
After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).
I have seen one too. Interesting bike that doesn't look half bad. If I was to stray from the Ducati brand it would be a 675 limited edition though.
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
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