Main Menu

Closet Internet Confessions

Started by GAAN, July 16, 2009, 01:21:03 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 8 9 10 11 12 13
User actions

ducpainter

#135
July 22, 2009, 07:34:57 PM
Quote from: swampduc on July 22, 2009, 07:29:41 PM
Alright, I'm watchin' you, yankee >:(

















[laugh]

















I'm biting my tongue. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


herm

#136
July 22, 2009, 07:54:59 PM
i am the one your mother warned you about
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

ducpainter

#137
July 22, 2009, 07:56:30 PM
Quote from: herm on July 22, 2009, 07:54:59 PM
i am the one your mother warned you about
you don't scare me.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


herm

#138
July 22, 2009, 07:59:57 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 22, 2009, 07:56:30 PM
you don't scare me.

sure, when i am almost an hour away.....
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

TiNi

#139
July 23, 2009, 02:02:59 AM
Quote from: herm on July 22, 2009, 07:54:59 PM
i am the one your mother warned you about

[laugh] i don't think so

ducrider45

#140
July 23, 2009, 06:55:05 PM
Quote from: NAKID on July 22, 2009, 12:29:47 PM
If you won't I will.

TTIUWOP
I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.  [thumbsup]
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

Porsche Monkey

#141
July 23, 2009, 07:04:43 PM
Quote from: ducrider45 on July 23, 2009, 06:55:05 PM
I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.  [thumbsup]

That must be brutal. Be strong my friend.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Porsche Monkey

#142
July 23, 2009, 07:32:53 PM
I just ordered room service in this make the beast with two backsing hotel and ended up paying $22.59 for a make the beast with two backsing hamburger, fries, and glass of water. Wasn't even that good.  [bang]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

River

#143
July 23, 2009, 07:33:44 PM
Quote from: ducrider45 on July 23, 2009, 06:55:05 PM
I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.  [thumbsup]

Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later.  It'll be nostalgic.   ;D

Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.

My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other).  All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!"  Wild party, good times had by all.   :o
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Porsche Monkey

#144
July 23, 2009, 07:40:43 PM
Quote from: River on July 23, 2009, 07:33:44 PM
Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later.  It'll be nostalgic.   ;D

Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.

My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other).  All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!"  Wild party, good times had by all.   :o


Not everybodies wife is as even tempered as you. Maybe mine would be more understanding if I signed her up for yoga classes.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

River

#145
July 23, 2009, 08:26:14 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 23, 2009, 07:40:43 PM

Not everybodies wife is as even tempered as you. Maybe mine would be more understanding if I signed her up for yoga classes.

[laugh]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

somegirl

#146
July 23, 2009, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 23, 2009, 07:32:53 PM
I just ordered room service in this make the beast with two backsing hotel and ended up paying $22.59 for a make the beast with two backsing hamburger, fries, and glass of water. Wasn't even that good.  [bang]

I once ordered room service in Japan and paid over $60 (well my company did) for a plate of steamed vegetables that I had to throw out because it had butter on it, despite their assurances beforehand that it would be plain.  :P
Need help posting pictures?  Check out the photo FAQ.

Speedbag

#147
July 24, 2009, 05:52:49 AM
After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

zarn02

#148
July 24, 2009, 10:12:30 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on July 24, 2009, 05:52:49 AM
After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).

I saw one in a dealership yesterday, myself. You're right, they look better in person.

Still look goofy, though. :P
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Porsche Monkey

#149
July 24, 2009, 01:08:36 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on July 24, 2009, 05:52:49 AM
After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).


I have seen one too.  Interesting bike that doesn't look half bad. If I was to stray from the Ducati brand it would be a 675 limited edition though.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 8 9 10 11 12 13
User actions