Closet Internet Confessions

[Popeye the Sailor]

that's not stealing.  for most of those you listed, they advertise with pens, so you are an advertising enabler.  fie on you.

Get away from my pens, shyster.

[ducatiz]

Get away from my pens, shyster.

i'll send you some, i advertise my legal services on them..

[somegirl]

i'll send you some, i advertise my legal services on them..

Won't do you any good if they end up in the huge pile in his desk drawer.

[ducatiz]

Won't do you any good if they end up in the huge pile in his desk drawer.

most of them do and then i get a call when ppl are freaking out about something and digging thru their belongings

of course, last time that happened, i had left that firm.. rofl.

[GAAN]

today I understand roadrage

as I approached the little town of sandy at the first light

a gold and white '68-'72 chev pickup approches the light on my right

he looks right at me

and then blows the light

coming into my right front tire and rock slider

as I crank the wheel to the left as hard as I can I cut off the guy on my left and jump the center divider...thank whomever there were no people sice it is a bus stop

I come down off the center island continue on my merry way in shock

WTF!!! he looked right at me

and just blew a red and now he's just driving along

I slow down to talk with this guy and he slows down, won't come abreat of me

so I stop

he hits the gas, puts on sunglasses and shifts his phone so he can roll up the window

he won't look over

won't even acknowledge me

so I speed up and pace him start honking like an asshole and play the speed up/slowdown game

he still refuses to even glance at me

shit like this has never angered me before but I'm still pissed and it was 2hrs ago now.

all I wanted to do was anchor my rig in front of his and yank him out his window ( I now question this as he was a big corn fed redneck)

but holy shit zen just went right out the window

I got his plate number since he wasn't stoppong and stopped to inspect my rig and call the police

No damage, tire was barely scuffed and what I thought was him hitting my rock slider was my swaybar QD popping loose.

so now I get roadrage, jesus christ I still want to kill that mothermake the beast with two backser 

[NAKID]

Justified, totally. Did you at least call the police? At a minimum, he ran a red light and committed a hit and run.  You also have to question WHY he ran the red. Was he drunk? On drugs? Who knows...

[JBubble]

today I understand roadrage

Breathe. I'm glad you're not hurt, but could you let me know next time before I read it on the internet? 

Justified, totally. Did you at least call the police? At a minimum, he ran a red light and committed a hit and run.  You also have to question WHY he ran the red. Was he drunk? On drugs? Who knows...

Yeah, he called the cops, third line from the end. If he's local, we'll more than likely run into him again. 

[NAKID]

Ahh, I read that he wasn't calling the police...

[herm]

i think your karma/zen is safe........dont think that was road rage.
it was a reaction to the absurd situation you found yourself in.
and adrenalin.....lots of it.
steal another of JB's beers and consider the luck you had today.

[Porsche Monkey]

I think your safe jackass   that's not really road rage. My buddy has it bad. If I go for a ride with him it is guaranteed something will happen. Even if its another car getting cut off he takes offence to it. I'm waiting for someone to go after him.  Maybe then he will learn.

[KnightofNi]

i'm listening to house music and i really miss my club kid days.

i still have the shiny shirts and tight pleather pants in my closet (they won't come close to fitting me anymore, but i still have them)

[ducatiz]

i still have the shiny shirts and tight pleather pants in my closet (they won't come close to fitting me anymore, but i still have them)

i first read that as "skirts" and was like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?"

[KnightofNi]

i first read that as "skirts" and was like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?"

it's called a kilt....


 

[Bick]

i'm listening to house music and i really miss my club kid days.

i still have the shiny shirts and tight pleather pants in my closet (they won't come close to fitting me anymore, but i still have them)

I see this as a positive thing, afterall...

"One that does not know history is destine to repeat it."

(I confess, I do still have that white linen jacket hanging in the back of my closet.)

[Le Pirate]

I was feeling old this morning.

I busted out my high school mix tapes today (and recorded them to mp3 CDs)


I listened to crappy audio quality Operation Ivy on my way to work this morning FTW