Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them

[Bun-bun]

     I had to make my deadbeat phone calls today. You know, "Mrs X, we finished your job 3 months ago, and you owe us $Y.  When can we expect a check?"
     I do this once every couple of months or so, and today I got hit with the classic "The check is in the mail." line. twice.
So it started me thinking. I know that those checks haven't even been written yet, much less mailed, and the deadbeats have to know that I know.
Anyway, I started compiling a list of the lies everyone hears so often they've become joke taglines.
Here's what I've got so far:

The check's in the mail.

I'm from the government, I'm here to help you.

I'll only put it in a little bit.

I only want a little bite.

The natives are friendly.

     And for all the service and ex-service:

Don't worry, it's a cold LZ.


    Any help in adding to this list?

[zarn02]

"i just want a sip."

"it's not you, it's me."

[TiNi]

"It won't hurt, I promise"

[mstevens]

"I can quit any time I want."

[desmoquattro]

"Mission Accomplished"

"You got a real purty mouth"

[desmoquattro]

...and let's not forget:

"The Ducati Monster List is an online club and resource center for Ducati Monster Owners."

[Bun-bun]

Your bike will be ready next week.

[TiAvenger]

I've never measured...

[Mother]

I love you

[jdubbs32584]

I love you

+11tybillion Mom. 

[Airborne]

Maybe a little game called.....just the tip, only for a second

[Max LeanAngle]

                      " Huh, I thought there was a least a 1/4 of a tank of gas in the car"

[Buckethead]

"Read my lips: No. New. Taxes."

[Ohmic]

"She told be she was 18 your honor..."

"Don't worry... i'm on the pill"

[Kaveh]

Maybe a little game called.....just the tip, only for a second

Checks in the mail--  I've heard that one a few times.

I can start work on your project on XX day --  From sub contractors