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[Randimus Maximus]

I want that bike.

of course you do...it's a make the beast with two backsing sick motorcycle!

[118811]

LMAO!!!!

"runs like corn thru a goose"   

still fcking laughing.........

[Dry Martini]

What the hell does that suppose to mean?  Diarrhea?

You are not from the country, are you? It means it is fast.

[Goat_Herder]

I've never heard that expression before.  LOL  Well, it going to be part of my everyday vocabulary from now on. 

[brad black]

>Electric start, kickstart, make the beast with two backsing push start, you name it.

man that's funny.  i might give it a roflmfao.

see, the internet really is an outlet for people who otherwise wouldn't find a voice.

[MikeZ]

This one is just funny 

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html

Nice bike but the price is a bit high

[77south]

Lets quote the ad to save it here for posterity:

Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?

Only one cure for that: getting a make the beast with two backsing sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to make the beast with two backsing bikram yoga.

Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.

I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some make the beast with two backsing jewelry.

Electric start, kickstart, make the beast with two backsing push start, you name it.

Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that mothermake the beast with two backser going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.

$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some make the beast with two backsing saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERmake the beast with two backsING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want.

[Ducatamount]

Those CB350's were the Wonder Bread of motorcycles back then.
What makes it so badass today? 'Cause it's old?
If so,then that makes me badass! 

[Bick]

Those CB350's were the Wonder Bread of motorcycles back then.
What makes it so badass today? 'Cause it's old?
If so,then that makes me badass!  

It has a top speed of at least 300 mph.  That makes it THE MOST make the beast with two backsING BAD ASS BIKE ON THE PLANET!!!

That is over twice as bad ass at the orange 620! 

[Dry Martini]

Those CB350's were the Wonder Bread of motorcycles back then.
What makes it so badass today? 'Cause it's old?
If so,then that makes me badass! 

After going to the vintage Motorcycle Show at Barber Motorsports, I saw some great looking cafe bikes made out of those 350 twins. But stock, they leave a lot to be desired. Back in June I rebuilt the forks and brakes on one if those bikes. The test ride was very uninspiring.

[SDkid]

Lets quote the ad to save it here for posterity:

$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some make the beast with two backsing saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee)

Nice of him to include the oil and gas in the bike currently. I usually take it all out before I sell anything with replaceable fluids in it.

[118811]

This bike looks like it would be a lot of fun!! 

Anyone have FHE with one of these?

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/big/mcy/3404904083.html

[ajw85]

uhh
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html

[Triple J]

uhh
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html

That dude has to work in marketing!

[Goat_Herder]

uhh
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html

Wasn't there a guy selling 2 Sport Classics for $100,000 on eBay awhile back.  Dream big!