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Randimus Maximus
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1275 on:
November 08, 2012, 04:36:58 PM »
Quote from: mstevens on November 08, 2012, 03:53:45 PM
I want that bike.
of course you do...it's a make the beast with two backsing sick motorcycle!
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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November 08, 2012, 05:09:14 PM »
LMAO!!!!
"runs like corn thru a goose"
still fcking laughing.........
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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November 08, 2012, 07:58:08 PM »
Quote from: Goat_Herder on November 08, 2012, 04:30:36 PM
What the hell does that suppose to mean? Diarrhea?
You are not from the country, are you? It means it is fast.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1278 on:
November 08, 2012, 09:29:37 PM »
I've never heard that expression before. LOL Well, it going to be part of my everyday vocabulary from now on.
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Goat Herder (Tony)
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Reply #1279 on:
November 09, 2012, 03:22:03 AM »
>Electric start, kickstart, make the beast with two backsing push start, you name it.
man that's funny. i might give it a roflmfao.
see, the internet really is an outlet for people who otherwise wouldn't find a voice.
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Reply #1280 on:
November 09, 2012, 04:15:22 AM »
Quote from: minnesotamonster on November 08, 2012, 03:29:30 PM
This one is just funny
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html
Nice bike but the price is a bit high
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1281 on:
November 09, 2012, 05:52:49 AM »
Lets quote the ad to save it here for posterity:
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Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?
Only one cure for that: getting a make the beast with two backsing sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to make the beast with two backsing bikram yoga.
Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.
I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some make the beast with two backsing jewelry.
Electric start, kickstart, make the beast with two backsing push start, you name it.
Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that mothermake the beast with two backser going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.
$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some make the beast with two backsing saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERmake the beast with two backsING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want.
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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November 09, 2012, 06:01:48 AM »
Those CB350's were the Wonder Bread of motorcycles back then.
What makes it so badass today? 'Cause it's old?
If so,then that makes me badass!
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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November 09, 2012, 06:07:20 AM »
Quote from: Ducatamount on November 09, 2012, 06:01:48 AM
Those CB350's were the Wonder Bread of motorcycles back then.
What makes it so badass today?
'Cause it's old?
If so,then that makes me badass!
It has a top speed of at least 300 mph. That makes it
THE MOST make the beast with two backsING BAD ASS BIKE ON THE PLANET!!!
That is over twice as bad ass at the orange 620!
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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November 09, 2012, 02:11:24 PM »
Quote from: Ducatamount on November 09, 2012, 06:01:48 AM
Those CB350's were the Wonder Bread of motorcycles back then.
What makes it so badass today? 'Cause it's old?
If so,then that makes me badass!
After going to the vintage Motorcycle Show at Barber Motorsports, I saw some great looking cafe bikes made out of those 350 twins. But stock, they leave a lot to be desired. Back in June I rebuilt the forks and brakes on one if those bikes. The test ride was very uninspiring.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1285 on:
November 10, 2012, 10:30:14 AM »
Quote from: 77south on November 09, 2012, 05:52:49 AM
Lets quote the ad to save it here for posterity:
$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some make the beast with two backsing saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee)
Nice of him to include the oil and gas in the bike currently. I usually take it all out before I sell anything with replaceable fluids in it.
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1286 on:
November 12, 2012, 01:10:03 PM »
This bike looks like it would be a lot of fun!!
Anyone have FHE with one of these?
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/big/mcy/3404904083.html
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1287 on:
November 13, 2012, 10:01:48 AM »
uhh
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html
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Reply #1288 on:
November 13, 2012, 04:39:40 PM »
Quote from: ajw85 on November 13, 2012, 10:01:48 AM
uhh
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html
That dude has to work in marketing!
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1289 on:
November 14, 2012, 03:00:52 PM »
Quote from: ajw85 on November 13, 2012, 10:01:48 AM
uhh
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html
Wasn't there a guy selling 2 Sport Classics for $100,000 on eBay awhile back. Dream big!
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Goat Herder (Tony)
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