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[Monstermash]

Did he say over 200 mph?

 Yeah, lol.

 I sent him an email telling him he's full of shit. I then proceeded to tell him I would bet him the title to my bike that it wouldn't.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Yeah, lol.

 I sent him an email telling him he's full of shit. I then proceeded to tell him I would bet him the title to my bike that it wouldn't.

So, if I can make my bike go 200mph-can I have your bike?

[mstevens]

ONE OF A KIND CUSTOM VERSACE DUCCATI 848

Aughhhh! My eyes! Kill it with fire!

What with the fairings, it might do 200MPH if you drop it out of a plane, which would probably be the best thing for everyone concerned.

[Monstermash]

So, if I can make my bike go 200mph-can I have your bike?

 Sure, if you're bike is the vision of ugliness listed in that craig's list ad.

[77south]

2007 Benelli Cafe Racer - $10900 (Madison/Milwaukee)
Date: 2010-09-26, 2:56PM CDT
Reply to: sale-cbuze-1974727133@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2007 Benelli Cafe Racer. 3300 Miles. 1130 cc Triple. Feel free to contact me anytime. 920-397-0302

He's been trying to sell this bike every couple months for over a year.  I believe he may have dropped his price $100.
I'm sure I have posted this one before, but it always cracks me up.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1974727133.html

[psycledelic]

2007 Benelli Cafe Racer - $10900 (Madison/Milwaukee)
Date: 2010-09-26, 2:56PM CDT
Reply to: sale-cbuze-1974727133@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2007 Benelli Cafe Racer. 3300 Miles. 1130 cc Triple. Feel free to contact me anytime. 920-397-0302

He's been trying to sell this bike every couple months for over a year.  I believe he may have dropped his price $100.
I'm sure I have posted this one before, but it always cracks me up.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1974727133.html

What's the thing worth?  I have never seen one before.  Kind of fugly.

[Monstermash]

2007 Benelli Cafe Racer - $10900 (Madison/Milwaukee)
Date: 2010-09-26, 2:56PM CDT
Reply to: sale-cbuze-1974727133@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2007 Benelli Cafe Racer. 3300 Miles. 1130 cc Triple. Feel free to contact me anytime. 920-397-0302

He's been trying to sell this bike every couple months for over a year.  I believe he may have dropped his price $100.
I'm sure I have posted this one before, but it always cracks me up.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1974727133.html

 I'm not to sure why this ad ended up in this thread. The price isn't too bad.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I'm not to sure why this ad ended up in this thread. The price isn't too bad.

I'd argue it is if he hasn't been ab;e to sell it for a year, but hasn't figured out he needs to drop the price.

[Mike Qube]

I don't know much about this model, but something is telling me it's priced a bit high.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1976215219.html

2002 DUCATI 748S - $19995 (BOSTON)
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:33PM EDT
Reply to: sale-wjzng-1976215219@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2002 Ducati 748 S. Mint Condition. 1 owner, 5k miles. grey/red This bike was only made one year, was told that only 250 brought in to the country, bike has never been raced and always garaged. adult owned. Photos avail.

[77south]

The MSRP for a 2007 Benelli Cafe racer was $12499.  The blue book price for that bike is $10435.  I personally don't think it is worth that much given A: how long he has been trying to sell it B:the mileage accumulated and C:the fuel injector map issues associated with that model and year.  Given all of the above, I'd still take it if it was free.

[Monstermash]

WOW! This is so rare, I have NEVER seen a single one..... 

2003 Ducati 996 - $5500 (Milton)

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Date: 2010-09-15, 4:02PM EDT
Reply to: sale-vafgh-1955795128@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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2003 Ducati 996 19,151mi in Excellent condition. This is one of the NICEST bikes on the street. You wont roll into a parkinglot and find 6 more of these already parked. Here is your chance to make the Harley Riders and other Motorcycle owners jealous as the heads turn and people come over to you to compliment and talk about your bike. Countless Carbon Fiber and performance accessories. Upgraded adjustable Ohlins steering Dampener, Full LeoVinci Exhaust, Fresh E-tune, Sproketed Etc. Etc. All Required Service Work Done Including New Battery and Chain. KBB lists this bike @ 6500. I don't want to let this bike go but due to the birth of my son I don't have the time and need the money.

Call or email with questions.
603-312-5198
Mike

[DrDesmo]

WOW! This is so rare, I have NEVER seen a single one..... 

2003 Ducati 996 - $5500 (Milton)

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Date: 2010-09-15, 4:02PM EDT
Reply to: sale-vafgh-1955795128@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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2003 Ducati 996 19,151mi in Excellent condition. This is one of the NICEST bikes on the street. You wont roll into a parkinglot and find 6 more of these already parked. Here is your chance to make the Harley Riders and other Motorcycle owners jealous as the heads turn and people come over to you to compliment and talk about your bike. Countless Carbon Fiber and performance accessories. Upgraded adjustable Ohlins steering Dampener, Full LeoVinci Exhaust, Fresh E-tune, Sproketed Etc. Etc. All Required Service Work Done Including New Battery and Chain. KBB lists this bike @ 6500. I don't want to let this bike go but due to the birth of my son I don't have the time and need the money.

Call or email with questions.
603-312-5198
Mike

... not a bad price though!

[Monstermash]

... not a bad price though!

 For what? A bike that can't possibly exist? LOL!

 Oh and it has a dampener! Lol. make the beast with two backsing idiots!

[DrDesmo]

For what? A bike that can't possibly exist? LOL!

 Oh and it has a dampener! Lol. make the beast with two backsing idiots!

C'mon, like you've never had a typo or two

[brimo]

I don't know much about this model, but something is telling me it's priced a bit high.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1976215219.html

2002 DUCATI 748S - $19995 (BOSTON)
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:33PM EDT
Reply to: sale-wjzng-1976215219@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2002 Ducati 748 S. Mint Condition. 1 owner, 5k miles. grey/red This bike was only made one year, was told that only 250 brought in to the country, bike has never been raced and always garaged. adult owned. Photos avail.

Yes the 2002 model was only made one year, I'm pretty sure that was 2002.