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[Goat_Herder]

I am still trying to get over the fact that Ducati is making a Hypermotard.  Now Ducati is making a Hypo Motor Tard?  Hypo, as in under-performing?!?!

http://staugustine.craigslist.org/mcy/1879399548.html

2010 DUCATI HYPOMOTORTARD 796
mileage 500

Call Andy or text
904-687-5924
Aharris@cogginauto.com


•Location: HONDA DEALER
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[brent9632]

http://augusta.craigslist.org/mcy/1940202549.html

4 Ninja 250 for sale, was rebuilt by previous owner to run more like a 500cc bike. The previous owner said he bought if for his girlfriend and she dropped it, broke the fairings and scared herself so he just kept it as an extra bike. He took off the fairings and tach, and made a custom headlight to make it look like a streetfighter, but said it never got ridden much and had less than 3,000 miles on it, and I haven't put many on either. Ran fine when I bought it, rode it two hours home without a problem, but after messing with the battery it wouldn't run. Replaced a fuse and it ran again just fine, but wouldn't start after that. Probably needs a new battery or some electrical work, I just don't have the time or interest any more. I have over $1000 into it, but don't need it so I will consider reasonable offers. Please note the word 'reasonable'- do not offer me half of my asking price or ask if you can have it for free to work on or offer to trade for your laptop or chihuahua (yes, that's happened). I would consider partial trades only for these items: nice kayak or climbing gear. Please don't email asking about other trades, these are the only other things I will consider. Thank you.

HAHA runs more like it a 500 that is runing on 1 cylinder plus look at the "custom" welding helmet headlight HAHA

[77south]

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1942986519.html

Have I ever mentioned this is my favorite thread?  Someone needs to make a permanent link to these pictures.  I don't know how.  this one is a keeper.

1972 Moto Guzzi California Ambassador chopper. 750 cc's Excellent runner. Had it for two (2) years,and never had any problems with starting it. New heavy duty rear shocks/springs. Asking $4,ooo. Can be seen anytime. Any questions please call me (Donny) at 262-989-8404.

[triangleforge]

Not sure I really even know what's going on with this one:

84 quad 250 Ducati - $500 (Diamond Valley)

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/1945125935.html

[Goat_Herder]

Go ahead and call this person.  I know somebody would want to.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1942322082.html

Black 2005 Ducati at a steal - $5000 (Kenmore)

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Date: 2010-09-07, 9:57PM PDT
Reply to: sale-bg2jv-1942322082@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Was asking $10,000 then $8,000 but the kicker is no key that works and no titile.
The bike has been left behind by a tenet and I want to get it off my property.

The bike is in great condition, the milage is 74,000.
All it needs is a new battery and an oil change.
The key is coded so you would have to get a replacement key.

I will sign over the bike to you and give you all registration, key card so you can get the key made.

Shandell
206-290-6945

[Doctor Woodrow]

I'm only 2 1/2 hours away!!! I can just spend a few weeks trying to hunt down the last owner, get them to sign the bike over to me as an abandoned vehicle/no interest/mechanics lien and then spend a fortune trying to get the bike re-keyed (or wait three months til the owner calls me back letting me know that he can't find the keys after all). Then I fix it up, find out the motor is blown and worthless, spend the money to stick a new engine in it and then the owner will show up and claim they never signed the paperwork, they want the bike back, and I'm screwed . . . . Ask me how I know this story. C'mon pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeee. Oh wait, or it could be stolen and I get dragged to jail early in the story and it goes on my permanent record as a felony grand theft auto (at least that hasn't happened)
Being an apartment manager I know that here in Washington state we can sell off tenants property if they leave it for a certain amount of time, and we send them a letter yada yada a bunch of legal stuff, but if they really just wanted it off their property and weren't trying to get some cash out of it on the side (not legal by the way, the money earned goes to cover expenses incurred by the tenant who vacated the property) they would JUST CALL A TOW TRUCK!!

AHEM, 'scuze me, while I get off my soapbox and take a breather. I just get a bit upset when other landlords make the rest of us look bad, I just do this job b/c it keeps my bills down while I am finishing my doctorate, and I think I do a pretty good job.

The Doc

PS: I really am sorry about how long this post is, oh and the total threadjack.

[mojo]

http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1950936434.html

WTB CBR 600RR around spring when i get the money - $3000 (Beloit)
Date: 2010-09-13, 1:23AM EDT
Reply to: sale-7scty-1950936434@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

i have been wanting a cbr 600rr for the longest time ever. i am 18 with no job, so i should be getting a winter job soon. so i would have the money by spring. so i would buy a bike during that time.

look for a red/black or black or orange tribal cbr rr

no damge to the bike plz
aftermarket parts like yoshimera pipe and flush mount signals.
digital gauges
and be an rr
be around a 2003 and higher


offer prices
so if u have a bike like this an is willing to sell i will buy it during spring when i get the money or maybe we can come up with a trade. i got a$1000 gaming desktop pc or a 97 pontiac grand am gt

also looking for a steady paying job. will work for u for your bike maybe. not corner job

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[mojo]

http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1946591056.html

[1KDS]

http://evansville.craigslist.org/mcy/1949301956.html

[Monstermash]

A 749s retailed for $19,700? 

Ducati 749S Superbike - $12000 (Alpine, NJ)

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Date: 2010-09-14, 9:04PM EDT
Reply to: sale-f9eps-1954464278@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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The most gorgeous 2004, but BRAND NEW Ducati 749S Testastretta Superbike with only 407 miles!! Yes, you read it right, only 407 miles on this bike. The bike is in brand-new condition, yellow with white tail. I hurt my wrist a long time ago and never fully recovered and as such cant take the pressure riding this baby. The 749S Testastretta is the highest performance middleweight Superbike Ducati has ever built by 2004, establishing a new approach and vision of the interaction between man, machine and the elements. At 108 hp, the Testastretta provides lightning acceleration out of corners and incredibly smooth power delivery without putting stress on the chassis set-up. Excellent torque (8.2 kgm at 8500 rpm), even at very low rpms, guarantees superb performance while making the motorcycle easy to handle in heavy traffic.
The retail price for it was $19,700 and I am selling it as almost brand new for only $12,000. This is the deal of the century!! I am located in Alpine, NJ (about 6 miles from the George Washington bridge), and you are invited to come and check it out. Please call 646-286-4386. Thanks!

[Duck-Stew]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DUCATI-2009-monster-696-motor-only-/180561440007?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a0a4ced07

$57,500 for a used 696 Engine!!!  W00t!  Sign me up!!!!!! 

[avizpls]

fixt. $575.00

[joeuns]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/1964863797.html

ONE OF A KIND CUSTOM VERSACE DUCCATI 848 2008 WITH 1,850 MILES, CARBON FIBER TERMIGONI EXHAUST, WHITE POWDER COATED RIMS, SPORTS PERFORMANCE RACING CHIP THT MAKES THIS BIKE CLOCK OVER A MIND BLOWING 200MPH, CUSTOM VERSACE JOB DONE BY REMY FROM UNQUE WHIPS (COMES WITH WARRANTYON CUSTOM WORK), TINTED WINDSHIELD, RACING CLUTCH LEVERS, RACING FILTERS, RED LED KIT THAT MAKES THE BIKE GLOW RED AT NIGHT, BREMBO BRAKES, INTEGRETADE TAILIGHT KI WITH LED AND WITH PLATE ELIMINATOR KIT THIS BIKE. IS A ONE OF A KIND LIKE NO OTHER IN THE WORLD AND IT IS THE PERFECT SHOW BIKE FOR PHOTO SHOOTS, MUSIC VIDEOS, TV SHOWS, MOVIES YOU NAME IT YOU WILL NOT FIND A BIKE OUT THERE THAT COMES NOWHERE NEAR TO THIS AMAZING ITALIAN MACHINE!!!! FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME

[zarn02]

^

Is the $20 in the title of the listing what he'll pay me to ride it for an hour? 'Cause I'm sure as hell paying him any money...

[Porsche Monkey]

Did he say over 200 mph?