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[The Bearded Duc]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R800-Dark-Loaded-/290658158717?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43ac93887d

Don't forget to add in the cost of a new tank when it starts to swell.

- Full Termignoni Carbon Fiber Exhaust System

I still see an udder, seems that would negate the whole "full system" thing.

The accessories alone for this bike are $7,000 â€" this bike is in pristine condition.

I'm guessing most of this cost is the DP oil filler plug. 

[mstevens]

I'm guessing most of this cost is the DP oil filler plug.

Hey, man - don't knock the plug.

I had one of those on my 620 and it was what allowed me to get it up to 140mph.

[The Bearded Duc]

Hey, man - don't knock the plug.

I had one of those on my 620 and it was what allowed me to get it up to 140mph.

You sure it wasn't this that made that happen....

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=53906.0

[mstevens]

You sure it wasn't this that made that happen....

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=53906.0

That might have worked, too, but I couldn't afford Capirex decals so had to go with the DP high-performance oil plug, some horsepower-enhancing bar-ends, and a titanium bolt kit which not only saved entire grams of weight but vastly improved performance as well.

[KnightofNi]

That might have worked, too, but I couldn't afford Capirex decals so had to go with the DP high-performance oil plug, some horsepower-enhancing bar-ends, and a titanium bolt kit which not only saved entire grams of weight but vastly improved performance as well.

bolt flex is an often overlooked issue when trying to improve handling...

[ducatiz]

Rare? Really? Maybe if was a carbon fiber swingarm arm. But then again I have a friend in Austin who had a CF s/arm on his 916SPS and it broke. Does that make it rare too?

If I poop on it, it will be even rarer.  I have never pooped on a swingarm in my life.  You will have a one of a kind.

[mstevens]

I have never pooped on a swingarm in my life.

I'm impressed. I wonder how many of us can honestly say this?

[ducatiz]

I'm impressed. I wonder how many of us can honestly say this?

OUT OF CONTEXT!  OUT OF CONTEXT!!  I'm calling the innernet po-leese!

[AJ]

 
Between the urban assault Ruckus, the Capirex decals, and the poopy swingarm, I'm laughing my ass off

[muskrat]

can't remember who, but someone was looking for this exhaust.  At the right price it may be worth it.
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/2769737049.html

[ajw85]

Ferrari?

edit: saved for future enjoyment

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2811541771.html

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[The Bearded Duc]

Ferrari?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2811541771.html

I guess since it's a show bike the potential buyer doesn't have to worry about it starting anyway.   

[Randimus Maximus]

I guess since it's a show bike the potential buyer doesn't have to worry about it starting anyway.   

Turning the engine over isn't good enough for ya?

[The Bearded Duc]

Turning the engine over isn't good enough for ya?

It would be...if only there were more chrome. 

[KnightofNi]

Turning the engine over isn't good enough for ya?

the "WEEK EGO" he tried to turn it over with probably had something to do with it. everyone knows that you must be strong willed with a MONTH EGO to handle the italian bikes.