More Craigs List Crack Addicts

[triangleforge]

Not so much a crack addict as a funny typo:

http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/mcy/2993142779.html

Because really, who doesn't need a "Matching Helmut" to go with their 1978 BMW R80/7? I wonder if he fits the XL leather jacket & Size 11 Harley boots, or if you have to buy him his own.

[JustDucky]

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/2997203844.html

Thank goodness it is from a smoke and pet free household. I hate when my bald tires smell like marlboros and hamsters.

[jaxduc]

"Compatible with ANY motorcycle that uses those tire dimensions"
^ Really? is that how it works?

[ungeheuer]

Thank goodness it is from a smoke and pet free household. I hate when my bald tires smell like marlboros and hamsters.

"Compatible with ANY motorcycle that uses those tire dimensions"
^ Really? is that how it works?

[ducatiz]

"Compatible with ANY motorcycle that uses those tire dimensions"
^ Really? is that how it works?

And believe me i haven't had one person come and leave empty handed yet

sure, you get a bucket of bullshit with every visit!

[Randimus Maximus]

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/2997203844.html

Thank goodness it is from a smoke and pet free household. I hate when my bald tires smell like marlboros and hamsters.

He said "Still got thread left on it", which I assume to be in the carcass of the tire.

[Ducatamount]

Sorry,it's not a bike, but still...  
http://nh.craigslist.org/for/3003342486.html

[Grampa]

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3041988731.html

[jaxduc]

^^Thats the guy who keeps stealing our helmets!!!!

[NorDog]

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3041988731.html

You would think that at an asking price of $35,100 he could at least post a photo or two.

[KnightofNi]

Sorry,it's not a bike, but still...  
http://nh.craigslist.org/for/3003342486.html

at $60K it's a STEAL!

New
Speed: 33 RPM
Duration: LP Record Size: 12"
Genre: Spoken Word & Interviews

Original release: Pixie CA 1069, US 1966

No producer credited

Written and narrated by Timothy Leary

This was recorded during one of the beleaguered phases at Millbrook and is not as fun as Leary's others,
all spoken word and somewhat bitter in tone. Still a fairly solid artefact, his seductive and calm voice
preaching the LSD gospel justifies the price of admission. The release date is around September 1966 as trade paper ads occurred then.

[ajw85]

THIS IS AMAZING
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/3064154441.html

[JohnEE]

^^^ I would 24hrs of lemons the crap out of that car....

[NorDog]

^^^ I would 24hrs of lemons the crap out of that car....

I have no idea what that means.  In what way is "24hrs of lemons" a verb?

[ducatiz]

I have no idea what that means.  In what way is "24hrs of lemons" a verb?

he wants to have a lemon party?