More Craigs List Crack Addicts

[JohnEE]

Sorry Sorry.........  http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/usercontent/lemons/Driver/ .......... long story short..........buy a $500 craigslist car put a roll cage in it, and race it against other $500 pieces of crap in a 24hrs endurance race. It's pretty awesome. A two wheel version would be pretty cool.......

[jaxduc]

^ man I wish I had 500 bucks 

[Buckethead]

he wants to have a lemon party?

There's things wrong with you. 

[gr1976]

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/3067553414.html

my favorite line in the opus that is this ad...


"This is a Cafe Racer, the seat alone is worth up to $600, the KBB value of this bike just normal is $1850, then we have to add the value of Cafe Racer Seat, Handlebars, Wheels. The fact it has a complete conversion makes it worth into the 3 to 4 thousand range."

BTW the seats have been on ebay for years for $450

[Punx Clever]

Not sure what to say about this:
http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcd/3017466852.html

[bevel]

Not sure what to say about this:
http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcd/3017466852.html

I don't know, maybe he's really into Hinduism? Wait, the fenders have SS Included in them? Yeah, no thanks...

[Enzoman]

1999 ducati 748

many upgraded features,

Low miles,
custom paint job,
new tires,
mod chip,
new clutch,
brakes, and levers,
quick change rear sproket,
recent valve adjustment,

I have receipts for all. Bike has some minor scratches what you would expect to find on a 99. Rides nice!! well maintained. bike ONLY needs speedometer cable.. thats all. Ready to ride. Selling so that I can upgrade asking $5000.00 OBO......

[jaxduc]

Am I missing something?

[JohnEE]

"Looking to upgrade" .....


to a busa hopefully so he can't ruin any more ducs with that terrible paint.

[NorDog]

Am I missing something?

You mean besides the awsome paint?

I wonder if he's taken it off any sweet jumps.

[jaxduc]

Ok obviously the paint... paint stripper and sand paper goes a long way.

[ajw85]

Is there a non crack addict craigslist thread?
Just a regular craigslist deals thread...

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/3075117497.html
http://www.ducatiparts-online.com/content/ducati-performance-monster-kit-desmo-storm

[Ducatamount]

WTF?
http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3089899774.html

[MikeZ]

WTF?
http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3089899774.html

Nice description.  He could use some help from BP

terrific bike 05 - $2000 (vermont)
Date: 2012-06-20, 1:28PM EDT
Reply to: b8z4w-3089899774@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
terrific bike 05

    Location: vermont
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3089899774

[KnightofNi]

WTF?
http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3089899774.html

well that's just terrific