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DucDucGoos

#2235
January 12, 2015, 10:18:27 AM
I feel like some of these worthy ones should be screen shotted for later reference

d3vi@nt

#2236
January 12, 2015, 08:16:18 PM
THE MAN I GOT IT FROM SAID THAT IT RAN GOOD.

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/4804758869.html
'13 MTS GT
'99 ST2
'07 M695 - Sold

DucDucGoos

#2237
January 13, 2015, 09:59:52 AM
Quote from: D3vi@nt on January 12, 2015, 08:16:18 PM
THE MAN I GOT IT FROM SAID THAT IT RAN GOOD.

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/4804758869.html
well if he said then it must be true

118811

#2238
January 13, 2015, 04:11:58 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 11, 2015, 08:28:13 PM
How many times has this been used in a moto ad?

"This is a one of a kind bike. You must see it in person to believe it and to appreciate it. Well worth the money, you won't find a deal like this one anywhere. My loss your gain !'

Only quote abused more is:

"Dropped by previous owner"!!
;D
My people skills are just fine.
It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

reverus

#2239
January 13, 2015, 10:00:17 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 11, 2015, 08:28:13 PM
How many times has this been used in a moto ad?

"This is a one of a kind bike. You must see it in person to believe it and to appreciate it. Well worth the money, you won't find a deal like this one anywhere. My loss your gain !'


[laugh]  I just picture some guy sitting at home reading the ad outloud to himself then he gets to the end.  ".. lets see.. my loss.. is..YOUR GAIN??? sweet!!!! I love gains!!"

Ducatamount

#2240
January 14, 2015, 03:06:00 AM
Another very common one around here... "try me, the worst I can say is no."
Yes, we know that.  [bang]
half fast

Dirty Duc

#2242
February 03, 2015, 09:02:58 AM

Grampa

#2243
February 10, 2015, 06:03:48 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

lazylightnin717

#2244
February 10, 2015, 06:35:14 PM
That's awful
Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

reverus

#2245
February 11, 2015, 02:51:24 AM
good lord!!! what a mess!!! that thing doesn't know if it's coming or going, there is no theme, no continuity, no thought of design,  [puke] possibly the worst bike i've ever seen.

at least it's got a gold chain...

Monsterlover

#2246
February 11, 2015, 04:11:25 AM
Its so bad I can't even
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Ducatamount

#2247
February 11, 2015, 04:38:04 AM
I like choppers but right now I feel a little nauseous.
half fast

duccarlos

#2248
February 11, 2015, 06:52:38 AM
You can always count on BP to make you nauseous first thing in the morning.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

SpikeC

#2249
February 11, 2015, 10:40:44 AM
 Just because you can doesn't mean you should!
Spike Cornelius
  PDX
   2009 M1100S Assorted blingy odds and ends(now gone)
2008 Bimota DB5R  woo-Hoo!
   1965 T100SC
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