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NorDog

#2400
April 29, 2016, 05:53:53 PM
Quote from: D3vi@nt on April 29, 2016, 05:31:41 PM
I see so many of these; some version of '...it's not mine and I don't have a title, but you should be able to get one pretty easy.'

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5558667314.html

I also worry about someone who mentions "halfway house" in their ad, and doesn't know enough to the dollar sign in front of the number.
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

Speeddog

#2401
April 29, 2016, 06:57:56 PM
He wants a lot of money for that moto with no paper.
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Reseda, CA
(951) 640-8908

~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

Howie

#2402
April 29, 2016, 07:53:43 PM
Definitely lost the street fight.

ducatiz

#2403
April 30, 2016, 05:19:35 PM
Quote from: caboteria on April 20, 2016, 05:58:15 PM
This is actually a nice bike and the price looks reasonable, so I wonder why the owner listed it in the "computers - by owner" section?

https://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/sys/5547508425.html


The Nigerian words for motorcycle and computer are similar.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

d3vi@nt

#2404
May 01, 2016, 11:29:24 AM
2011 848 Ducati Evo Special Edition  --- ??

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5550857637.html

Based on the weird fonts it looks like knock-off plastics. Pretty sure those colors would make it a 2013 SE, but no red frame leaves me wondering what it really is. Other than a bike that was previously totaled...
'13 MTS GT
'99 ST2
'07 M695 - Sold

d3vi@nt

#2405
May 22, 2016, 09:07:20 PM
'13 MTS GT
'99 ST2
'07 M695 - Sold

Mhanis

#2406
May 23, 2016, 03:20:08 AM
I found this part to be particularly funny regarding the above Craigslist post:

"I will be available Sunday afternoons noon to 4:00p.m."

He must be a hella busy dude!

Mark

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat.

Pete Townshend

2009 M1100 72,000+ miles- and climbing
2015 Suzuki TU250X 13,000+ miles GONE!

NAKID

#2407
May 23, 2016, 11:12:27 AM
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Grampa

#2408
May 25, 2016, 01:37:01 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Dirty Duc

#2409
May 25, 2016, 05:29:03 PM
Quote from: Grampa on May 25, 2016, 01:37:01 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5572736473.html


hey disco head!
Put down the bedazzler and step away from the helmet!

Kopfjager

#2410
June 06, 2016, 03:58:45 PM
Not Moto related, just the best Craigslist add ever, or at least in the running.  :D





http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/06/us/dad-truck-ford-exploer-craigslist-trnd/
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

d3vi@nt

#2411
June 06, 2016, 08:14:09 PM
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5612508090.html

"Runs Good. just fell out of the back of a truck transporting"

I'd pay $2500 in a heartbeat if the chain weren't so dang rusty.
'13 MTS GT
'99 ST2
'07 M695 - Sold

Speeddog

#2412
June 06, 2016, 08:17:16 PM
Perhaps that line would be useful in a dodgy insurance claim?

"It just fell out of the back of a truck I was transporting it with."
- - - - - Valley Desmo Service - - - - -
Reseda, CA
(951) 640-8908

~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

Bick

#2413
June 07, 2016, 02:45:13 PM
I think this redefines Craigslist Crack Addicts...

https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/5613415898.html

Way to go, Dad! [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Kopfjager

#2414
June 07, 2016, 02:48:41 PM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.
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